This month's second underwear question...

[Insouciant Western People]

Nobody tucks a shirt into their underpants!

What are you, crazy?

Listen to Snarfy at this point.

Yes.

[Tapiocahead]

The question of tucking or not tucking can be a vexed one. It all depends on the shirts, the pants, what else you are wearing, the occasion, my mood, my wife's mood etc etc. However I can guarantee that there is no situation on earth that would persuade me to tuck my shirt into my undies.

[Rorschach]

I'm not an old man so I leave it hanging out.

I am an old man and I also leave it hanging out, even with a suit.

[harvey k-tel]

Yeah, who the hell other than a lunatic tucks their shirt into their underpants? And what are these 'benefits' you speak of, Quaco?

Well, sometimes it's a hassle to tuck it into one but not into the other, especially if the shirt isn't that long (but isn't the type you would leave hanging out, such as when wearing a suit), so it seems like it would be easier to just tuck the whole thing into the underpants!

You could always gaffer tape the shirt-tail to the outside of your undies.

[doctorlouie]

Why one should never tuck one's shirt into one's shreddies:

[Guy E]

Nobody tucks a shirt into their underpants!

What are you, crazy?

Only the undershirt.

[BARON CORNY DOG]

Nobody tucks a shirt into their underpants!

What are you, crazy?

Only the undershirt.

You're playing with fire, Guy.

[beenieman]

I should tell you about the catholic woman from Corpus Christi who became a Messianic Jew ... and "juiced" her aloe vera plants.

What does that mean?

She was convinced that one of the secrets to long and healthy life was a diet heavy on fresh juice. She would refer to extracting juices out of plants and vegetables as "juicing" or "making a juice." She hit upon the idea that since aloe vera has many healing properties, the logical thing to do would be to put the cactus (or whatever it is) through the juicer and drink the pulp. The broader point is I have strange stories about dozens of crazy people I worked with at the last job, one of whom tucked his shirts into his drawers.

I thought it might have meant something dirtier than that. Thanks.

[Guy E]

Nobody tucks a shirt into their underpants!

What are you, crazy?

Only the undershirt.

You're playing with fire, Guy.

Well, there are occasions when I wear only a colored-T. And in those instances I either leave it untucked or tuck it outside my briefs. Conflagration squelched.

Great Chinese doofus story. It's like finding out that your boring neighbor was in the CIA or something.

[Quaco]

Or for a tastier drink, you could lick the pus from roadkill.

Indeed -- it's not very good!