The BCB UK Airport

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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Aberdeen Airport
7
2%
Belfast International Airport
8
2%
Birmingham International Airport
12
3%
Bristol International Airport
12
3%
Cardiff Airport
4
1%
East Midlands Airport
17
5%
Edinburgh Airport
17
5%
Exeter Airport
3
1%
Glasgow Airport
19
5%
Inverness Airport
2
1%
Leeds Bradford Airport
18
5%
Liverpool John Lennon Airport
16
4%
London City Airport
14
4%
London Gatwick Airport
42
11%
London Heathrow Airport
52
14%
London Luton Airport
24
7%
London Stansted Airport
30
8%
Manchester Airport
32
9%
Newcastle Airport
13
4%
Newquay Airport
0
No votes
Norwich Airport
4
1%
Plymouth Airport
1
0%
Robin Hood Doncaster Sheffield Airport
5
1%
Southampton Airport
5
1%
Teesside Airport
10
3%
 
Total votes: 367

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Belle Lettre » 04 Oct 2011, 18:06

No blowjob from the stewardess?
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby the masked man » 04 Oct 2011, 18:14

I've only ever done Cardiff and Glasgow, plus Gatwick and Heathrow. Wide ranging at least, given that I cover three different countries...

Anyway, I'm betting I'm the only UK poster who has flown from Albuquerque Airport...

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby BlueMeanie » 04 Oct 2011, 18:15

Belle Lettre wrote:No blowjob from the stewardess?


Maybe the co-pilot.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby CatnHat » 04 Oct 2011, 18:21

Manchester, Belfast International, Belfast George Best City (I know it's not on the list, I'm just being awkward like everyone else), Liverpool John Lennon, London Heathrow, Robin Hood Doncaster Sheffield (still a stupid bloody name), Newcastle.

I think I might have done Birmingham or East Midlands as well, but can't remember..................
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Johnny Fartpants » 04 Oct 2011, 18:21

BlueMeanie wrote:
Belle Lettre wrote:No blowjob from the stewardess?


Maybe the co-pilot.


I demand the Captain. As long as he takes his false teeth out first.

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby jimjim » 05 Oct 2011, 02:44

You forgot Belfast's 'George Best' Airport aka Belfast City Airport.

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Still Baron » 05 Oct 2011, 04:05

I've flown into Manchester about five times now (I'll go through Heathrow for the first time in December) and what's striking about it is how different the arrival and departure areas are. The departure areas mostly feel like a typical, modern airport. The arrival area, less so.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Insouciant Western People » 05 Oct 2011, 10:46

So far I've flown in and out of the following:

Benbecula Airfield (Hebrides)
Birmingham International Airport
East Midlands Airport
Edinburgh Airport
Glasgow Airport
Humberside Airport
Land's End Airfield
Liverpool John Lennon Airport
London Gatwick Airport
London Heathrow Airport
London Stansted Airport
Manchester Airport
Newcastle Airport
Newquay Airport
Penzance Helipad
RAF Kinloss
RAF Lossiemouth
St Mary's Airfield (Isles of Scilly)
Teesside Airport


These days I use Humberside and Manchester most often for work flights, KLM and Emirates respectively


I like airports :D
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Lemon Yoghourt » 05 Oct 2011, 12:46

I've used Glasgow, Edinburgh, Inverness, Aberdeen, Sumburugh (sp?) on Shetland, Orkney (can't remember the name of the airport), Belfast Int, Belfast City, London Gatwick, London Stansted and Luton.

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby straw mimsy » 05 Oct 2011, 13:47

mostly only London and Scotland, but I think I should get extra bonus points for just how many times I went through the same airports.

Stansted was my really really awful home away from home. I'm not sure that I didn't spend more hours there than any other house I've lived in for the past 4 years-- as I was traveling for extended periods of time once every 2 weeks, through there (for about 4 years.)

There's not an Oxford airport listed, which is probably accurate-- but, I have a friend who recently went on an extended expedition to the Antarctic, and very bizarrely, Oxford was where she had to set out from.

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 05 Oct 2011, 14:12

all mimsy wrote:There's not an Oxford airport listed, which is probably accurate-- but, I have a friend who recently went on an extended expedition to the Antarctic, and very bizarrely, Oxford was where she had to set out from.


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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Footy » 05 Oct 2011, 14:24

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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby St Jeemo the Humourless » 05 Oct 2011, 19:53

For shame. No Prestwick. The only airport that Elvis used.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Corporate whore » 07 Oct 2011, 16:48

Jeemo wrote:For shame. No Prestwick. The only airport that Elvis used.


I have done the BAe side of Prestwick airport.

Also BAe Warton, Hatfield (now a housing estate) and Woodford.
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Postby Copehead » 07 Oct 2011, 17:30

9

Plus Sumburgh Shetlands by Helicopter and Plane

Plus Humberside and Norwich by helicopter
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Jock » 07 Oct 2011, 17:50

3 only. Glasgow, Edinburgh and Stanstead. Why's Prestwick not listed? Been there loads of times.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Oct 2019, 01:17

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Seabiscuit wrote:Dog sled.


I think The Prof likes them.


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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Still Baron » 20 Oct 2019, 01:36

You’ll all be glad to know I’ve since been to Heathrow and Leeds Bradford. Leeds Bradford is one of my favorites and Heathrow is easily my least favorite.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby St Jeemo the Humourless » 20 Oct 2019, 16:52

Anyone else been to Barra Airport where you land on the beach when the tide is out. Its brilliant. The baggage reclaim area is a bus shelter.
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Re: The BCB UK Airport

Postby Jumper K » 20 Oct 2019, 17:26

Jeemo wrote:Anyone else been to Barra Airport where you land on the beach when the tide is out. Its brilliant. The baggage reclaim area is a bus shelter.

No, but have been to Benbecula airport which is infinitely less picturesque. But slightly more tarmacked.