MORE random stuff about your day

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Six String » 02 Mar 2019, 19:06

:o

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 02 Mar 2019, 19:38

Six String wrote::o


HEB!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Six String » 02 Mar 2019, 20:21

For shame! :shock:

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Hugh » 03 Mar 2019, 01:36

Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.

Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.


Sort of?

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 03 Mar 2019, 01:51

Hugh wrote:
Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.

Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.


Sort of?


Hey. I wasn't the ONLY PERSON in pyjamas. I counted ten. Ten! At 11am!
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Postby Blanche Hunt » 03 Mar 2019, 11:45

I got a misogynistic Tweet taken down by a regular real person with wife and daughter.
Something probably knee-jerk like that happens and you see the Real person.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby NMB » 03 Mar 2019, 22:56

Ella Megalast Burls wrote:
Hugh wrote:
Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.

Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.


Sort of?


Hey. I wasn't the ONLY PERSON in pyjamas. I counted ten. Ten! At 11am!


Are ALL your clothes in the wash?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Jimbo » 04 Mar 2019, 16:18

The owner of my English called me last night to sub for a private lesson and LSS, I taught English today to a professional soccer player of FC Tokyo team. He is planning on going to Europe to play somewhere there. I asked him if heading the ball hurts and he said yes. That's when I taught him the word "concussion."
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Still Baron » 05 Mar 2019, 02:15

I have never liked my voice, it has a weird nasal undercurrent that I hate. So I blew off seriously thinking about radio as a career. Also, I have a distinctly Teutonic surname (multi-syllable, easily targeted), so politics was never really serious for me. And now, thanks to BCB, it occurs to me that Mary Louise Kelly is a full time host on national public radio, and SOME MOTHERFUCKER NAMED HICKENLOOPER is mounting a serious Presidential campaign.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Six String » 05 Mar 2019, 03:54

You could have been ahead and of your time but you blew it. :P :)

Yesterday morning I woke up to the sound of chickens clucking. They sounded happy, like they were being fed, as opposed to being terrified of a fox in the henhouse.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby never/ever » 05 Mar 2019, 04:25

Still Baron wrote:SOME MOTHERFUCKER NAMED HICKENLOOPER is mounting a serious Presidential campaign.


He's not running for the Meadow Party by any chance?
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Jimbo » 05 Mar 2019, 07:55

Woke up. Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head,
But I had no hair. Don't even have a comb
I'm a big fat liar and I hate myself
(Pant, pant pant)
Ahhhhhhhhhh (Falling from my window scream)
Thump

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 05 Mar 2019, 13:01

Six String wrote:You could have been ahead and of your time but you blew it. :P :)

Yesterday morning I woke up to the sound of chickens clucking. They sounded happy, like they were being fed, as opposed to being terrified of a fox in the henhouse.


I’m laid in bed right now listening to next doors chickens... and goats and peacocks!
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Polishgirl » 05 Mar 2019, 16:09

One of my colleagues has just told me that I look ‘almost glamorous ‘ today. All I can think of is that I brushed my hair this morning...
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Minnie the Minx » 06 Mar 2019, 01:55

I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Jumper K » 06 Mar 2019, 02:07

Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.

Walnuts are the best. Pickled, obviously.

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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Jimbo » 06 Mar 2019, 02:22

Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.


True story, sometime in the late 80s in Seattle my Japanese wife and I went on a double dinner date with our old Chinese friend Martin and his new girlfriend, a very nice and refined white woman from Nashville. Somehow we got to chatting about our favorite nuts. My wife said she liked cashews, Martin said his favorite, I said peanuts, and then. without a whit of shame or hesitation Martin's, girlfriend said that she liked "n***er toes." :shock: I had never heard of "n***er toes" and the lady from Nashville didn't know another term for the nuts; she said she'd always called them "n***er toes." Soon we realized she was talking about Brazil nuts. And now, onto you, old BCB friend and rival, I pass this image. Enjoy your Brazil nuts.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Still Baron » 06 Mar 2019, 02:35

Jimbo wrote:
Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.


True story, sometime in the late 80s in Seattle my Japanese wife and I went on a double dinner date with our old Chinese friend Martin and his new girlfriend, a very nice and refined white woman from Nashville. Somehow we got to chatting about our favorite nuts. My wife said she liked cashews, Martin said his favorite, I said peanuts, and then. without a whit of shame or hesitation Martin's, girlfriend said that she liked "n***er toes." :shock: I had never heard of "n***er toes" and the lady from Nashville didn't know another term for the nuts; she said she'd always called them "n***er toes." Soon we realized she was talking about Brazil nuts. And now, onto you, old BCB friend and rival, I pass this image. Enjoy your Brazil nuts.


It’s what comes straight into my head anytime Brazil nuts are around. I can’t say I grew up saying it, but it was certainly common usage.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Count Machuki » 06 Mar 2019, 04:39

:o

Wow, I guess I can't unlearn that. Horrible.

Macadamia nuts are indeed the bomb. As are cashews.

Macadamia nuts are mad expensive, though.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Still Baron » 06 Mar 2019, 04:47

Count Machuki wrote::o

Wow, I guess I can't unlearn that. Horrible.


Precisely. :x
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