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This is not the year to think about what we don’t have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
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Six String wrote::o
HEB!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?
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For shame! 

This is not the year to think about what we don’t have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
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Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.
Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.
Sort of?
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Hugh wrote:Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.
Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.
Sort of?
Hey. I wasn't the ONLY PERSON in pyjamas. I counted ten. Ten! At 11am!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?
Flower wrote:I just did a google search.
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I got a misogynistic Tweet taken down by a regular real person with wife and daughter.
Something probably knee-jerk like that happens and you see the Real person.
Something probably knee-jerk like that happens and you see the Real person.
Nonsense to the aggressiveness, I've seen more aggression on the my little pony message board......I mean I was told.
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Ella Megalast Burls wrote:Hugh wrote:Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’m in the supermarket in my pyjamas. I’m finally a Mericun.
Baron is fully dressed which sort of makes it look worse.
Sort of?
Hey. I wasn't the ONLY PERSON in pyjamas. I counted ten. Ten! At 11am!
Are ALL your clothes in the wash?
turn on, tune in, nod off
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The owner of my English called me last night to sub for a private lesson and LSS, I taught English today to a professional soccer player of FC Tokyo team. He is planning on going to Europe to play somewhere there. I asked him if heading the ball hurts and he said yes. That's when I taught him the word "concussion."
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I have never liked my voice, it has a weird nasal undercurrent that I hate. So I blew off seriously thinking about radio as a career. Also, I have a distinctly Teutonic surname (multi-syllable, easily targeted), so politics was never really serious for me. And now, thanks to BCB, it occurs to me that Mary Louise Kelly is a full time host on national public radio, and SOME MOTHERFUCKER NAMED HICKENLOOPER is mounting a serious Presidential campaign.
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You could have been ahead and of your time but you blew it.
Yesterday morning I woke up to the sound of chickens clucking. They sounded happy, like they were being fed, as opposed to being terrified of a fox in the henhouse.


Yesterday morning I woke up to the sound of chickens clucking. They sounded happy, like they were being fed, as opposed to being terrified of a fox in the henhouse.
This is not the year to think about what we don’t have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
It is the year we should be grateful for what we do have.
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Still Baron wrote:SOME MOTHERFUCKER NAMED HICKENLOOPER is mounting a serious Presidential campaign.
He's not running for the Meadow Party by any chance?
kath wrote:i do not wanna buy the world a fucquin gotdamn coke.
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Woke up. Got out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head,
But I had no hair. Don't even have a comb
I'm a big fat liar and I hate myself
(Pant, pant pant)
Ahhhhhhhhhh (Falling from my window scream)
Thump
Jimbo on the ground with vermin ta ta ta-ta
But I had no hair. Don't even have a comb
I'm a big fat liar and I hate myself
(Pant, pant pant)
Ahhhhhhhhhh (Falling from my window scream)
Thump
Jimbo on the ground with vermin ta ta ta-ta
kath wrote: *which is the real reason he can fucque off and rot for the rest of time.
Jimbo wrote: So Kath, put on your puka love beads ... Then go fuque yourself.
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Six String wrote:You could have been ahead and of your time but you blew it.![]()
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Yesterday morning I woke up to the sound of chickens clucking. They sounded happy, like they were being fed, as opposed to being terrified of a fox in the henhouse.
I’m laid in bed right now listening to next doors chickens... and goats and peacocks!
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.
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Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?
Flower wrote:I just did a google search.
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One of my colleagues has just told me that I look ‘almost glamorous ‘ today. All I can think of is that I brushed my hair this morning...
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I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.
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Dr Markus wrote:
Someone in your line of work usually as their own man cave aka the shed we're they can potter around fixing stuff or something don't they?
Flower wrote:I just did a google search.
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Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.
Walnuts are the best. Pickled, obviously.
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Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.
True story, sometime in the late 80s in Seattle my Japanese wife and I went on a double dinner date with our old Chinese friend Martin and his new girlfriend, a very nice and refined white woman from Nashville. Somehow we got to chatting about our favorite nuts. My wife said she liked cashews, Martin said his favorite, I said peanuts, and then. without a whit of shame or hesitation Martin's, girlfriend said that she liked "n***er toes."

kath wrote: *which is the real reason he can fucque off and rot for the rest of time.
Jimbo wrote: So Kath, put on your puka love beads ... Then go fuque yourself.
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Jimbo wrote:Ella Megalast Burls wrote:I’ve always thought Brazil nuts were the greatest nuts but since discovering macadamia nuts, I now know what a really great nut is. Jesus. Fantastic.
True story, sometime in the late 80s in Seattle my Japanese wife and I went on a double dinner date with our old Chinese friend Martin and his new girlfriend, a very nice and refined white woman from Nashville. Somehow we got to chatting about our favorite nuts. My wife said she liked cashews, Martin said his favorite, I said peanuts, and then. without a whit of shame or hesitation Martin's, girlfriend said that she liked "n***er toes."I had never heard of "n***er toes" and the lady from Nashville didn't know another term for the nuts; she said she'd always called them "n***er toes." Soon we realized she was talking about Brazil nuts. And now, onto you, old BCB friend and rival, I pass this image. Enjoy your Brazil nuts.
It’s what comes straight into my head anytime Brazil nuts are around. I can’t say I grew up saying it, but it was certainly common usage.
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Wow, I guess I can't unlearn that. Horrible.
Macadamia nuts are indeed the bomb. As are cashews.
Macadamia nuts are mad expensive, though.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D
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Count Machuki wrote::o
Wow, I guess I can't unlearn that. Horrible.
Precisely.

Quaco wrote:Are you fucking high?
take5_d_shorterer wrote:If John Bonham simply didn't listen to enough Tommy Johnson or Blind Willie Mctell, that's his doing.
GoogaMooga wrote:It's a film I have waited 39 years to see. Now I have the chance, but I may just crap out.