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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 14:34
by Minnie the Minx
Matt Wilson wrote:So


:x

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 15:55
by Matt Wilson
Rayge wrote:
Matt Wilson wrote:So this year they made grass legal in Ca. I had no idea who easy it is to obtain it. Yesterday, I merely walked into a dispensary, gave them my driver's license, and walked into a room filled with jars of marijuana and the salesmen told me all about them and let me smell any one I wanted. There was even an ATM in the lobby. Needless to say I came out with three different types, and a new bong as well.

The place is even on my street!

The first thing I did after getting high was laugh my ass off at Rousetty's claim that Smokey Robinson had no soul! :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's the next morning, and that shit still kills...


Sounds delightful - if only they sold hashish and acid, too.
Why the driving license, though, Matt? Surely they didn't need to ID you for age (no offence meant...)?


To be honest, I don't really know. They kept it for a couple of minutes too, before they let me into the room with the weed. They ran it through their system. At first I thought they were checking for some kind of criminal record, but I think they were just entering my name into their system so that next time they would know who I was.

It was the only unpleasant part of the experience.

And Anna, if I can tolerate you blathering on about cunts for years, you can read the occasional sentence beginning with 'so.'

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:06
by Minnie the Minx
I can’t, actually.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:08
by Matt Wilson
So suffer, then.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:12
by Minnie the Minx
Ooh you rotter!

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:16
by Matt Wilson
All kidding aside, you can start a sentence with a conjunction. There's nothing wrong with beginning a sentence with 'so.'

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:19
by Minnie the Minx
Of course you can. It just makes you sound like a fucking twat.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:21
by Matt Wilson
Something you know all about then!

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:26
by Minnie the Minx
Oh man! You got me good!

Chris Morris is still looking for contributors you know - maybe give it some thought?

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:29
by Matt Wilson
So I might at that...

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:30
by Minnie the Minx
:evil:

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 16:33
by sloopjohnc
Samoan wrote:That so ?
It was a post on property prices in Ca. It was Not random stuff about Your day.


It was a random article I read in the newspaper about the obscene housing costs where I live. How is that not random?

I don't know why, out of all the posts in random stuff, you pick that one to go off on.

We have a whole thread dedicated to counties in England going on now, of which I could give a fuck. But I'm sure people have some interest in it. if people respond, that's great, and I may think it's kinda funny because of its insularity, but it doesn't burn a hole in my heart.

I'll refrain from posting housing prices in California. Are Lichtenstein housing prices random enough for you? I can post those.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 18:46
by sloopjohnc
Yesterday for lunch, I had a small bowl of chili with ground beef. By the time I got to my car, I could feel my ankle hurting. In the afternoon, my shoe felt a little tight but not much swelling. I ran on the treadmill and it really started hurting.

Luckily, I had some extra colcichine pills from the ER visit and first gout attack I had a month ago and that helped a lot.

I've been eating really healthy - no processed meats, just chicken, and tons of veggies, fruits and legumes.

I guess this is my new reality.

I emailed my doctor and he refilled prescription and I'm getting blood test.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 18:50
by harvey k-tel
How much does a bowl of chili go for in the Bay Area these days?

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 21:13
by sloopjohnc
Harvey K-Tel wrote:How much does a bowl of chili go for in the Bay Area these days?


Lots!

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 22:16
by Charlie O.
Harvey K-Tel wrote:How much does a bowl of chili go for in the Bay Area these days?

An arm and a leg.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 22:16
by clive gash
He could’ve just eaten the kidney beans.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 22:20
by Rayge
nev gash wrote:He could’ve just eaten the kidney beans.


Not TEXAN!!!

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 26 Apr 2018, 23:46
by sloopjohnc
Rayge wrote:
nev gash wrote:He could’ve just eaten the kidney beans.


Not TEXAN!!!


Yeah, but not Goutian either.

Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Posted: 27 Apr 2018, 21:56
by sloopjohnc
I'm helping to plan our CEO's retirement and the management team is going to Vegas in two weeks for the weekend. The cheapest rat pack imitators act I could find was $7,500.