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Postby The Great Defector » 18 Apr 2017, 18:20

Harvey K-Tel wrote:In other news, my hockey team, The Flying Burritos, won the annual Hockey Summit of the Arts this weekend. Here I am, holding the most godawful ugly-ass trophy that has ever been seen, with the rest of my teammates, right after our win:

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Are you the enforcer type dude on the team?
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 18 Apr 2017, 18:24

Yes, hence the yellow laces on my skates.
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Postby The Great Defector » 18 Apr 2017, 18:30

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Yes, hence the yellow laces on my skates.



I'd say your boxers would match that yellow colour if you ever had to fight on the ice.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 18 Apr 2017, 18:55

Did a little back and forth with Guy E over Facebook messenger. I wanted to find out how he's doing and Turkish elections. He's doing fine, but apparently Turkey could be doing better. He's worried the liquor taxes will be going up.
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Postby pcqgod » 19 Apr 2017, 17:24

I'll say it again: Sometimes my favorite three words in the world are "the case settled."
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 19 Apr 2017, 19:19

An hour ago B texted me to say she was looking at a new car but wasn't sure if we should just drive our existing car into the ground or not. We now have a new car, and I didn't have to do a damn thing but text back and forth with her from the comfort of my desk. Ridiculous.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Apr 2017, 04:18

It's kitten season again so back at the shelter regularly bottle feeding kittens. One of the things I hate the most is when they start suckling each other - siblings sucking on each other's genitals. You have to separate them as it can cause serious urinary problems, and they get distressed and meow in a cage on their own which I always find upsetting. You try telling them 'this is what you get when you fellate your brother' but it goes in one ear and out the other.
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 20 Apr 2017, 13:52

Minnie the Minx wrote:'this is what you get when you fellate your brother' but it goes in one ear and out the other.


That's a new lyric right there. Sure to go over well in one of your songwriter's circles.
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Postby souphound » 20 Apr 2017, 14:36

An hour ago, I bought patches to help me quit smoking. "Bout time I say.
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Postby NMB » 20 Apr 2017, 14:37

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:'this is what you get when you fellate your brother' but it goes in one ear and out the other.


That's a new lyric right there. Sure to go over well in one of your songwriter's circles.


It even rhymes.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Apr 2017, 16:16

Last night my son stayed over. We went on a bike ride, I fed him dinner and watched Repo Man.

It gave him bad dreams. That and some spicy Chicken Tikka Masala can do that to someone.
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 20 Apr 2017, 16:17

Two weeks with a cold is more than e-fucking-nough. Get out of my body VILE BUG!!
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 20 Apr 2017, 16:20

NMB wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:'this is what you get when you fellate your brother' but it goes in one ear and out the other.


That's a new lyric right there. Sure to go over well in one of your songwriter's circles.


It even rhymes.


It does!
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Harvey K-Tel wrote:Two weeks with a cold is more than e-fucking-nough. Get out of my body VILE BUG!!


A lot of people and family have had the same kind a cold this winter. It's been kinda boomerangin' and sticking around in people awhile.
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 20 Apr 2017, 16:27

sloopjohnc wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Two weeks with a cold is more than e-fucking-nough. Get out of my body VILE BUG!!


A lot of people and family have had the same kind a cold this winter. It's been kinda boomerangin' and sticking around in people awhile.


Yeah, same up here. A friend even gave his cold a name and is charging it rent.
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Postby The Great Defector » 20 Apr 2017, 16:28

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Two weeks with a cold is more than e-fucking-nough. Get out of my body VILE BUG!!


A lot of people and family have had the same kind a cold this winter. It's been kinda boomerangin' and sticking around in people awhile.


Yeah, same up here. A friend even gave his cold a name and is charging it rent.


Sweating it you usually works, gym or go for a run/skate.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Apr 2017, 16:30

souphound wrote:An hour ago, I bought patches to help me quit smoking. "Bout time I say.


I haven't smoked in almost four months. Every time I quit, the patches have been the way I've gone. I've found you have to stay on the stages of each patch longer than they recommend, however. But that's just me. I want to really be free of the urge or temptation. I've felt healthier within a couple days of quitting the things.
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Re: MORE random stuff about your day

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 20 Apr 2017, 16:52

The Great Defector wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
A lot of people and family have had the same kind a cold this winter. It's been kinda boomerangin' and sticking around in people awhile.


Yeah, same up here. A friend even gave his cold a name and is charging it rent.


Sweating it you usually works, gym or go for a run/skate.


I played five hockey games in three days last weekend when it felt like I was pretty much over the cold. It just made it come back with a vengeance.
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Postby sloopjohnc » 20 Apr 2017, 16:53

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Sweating it you usually works, gym or go for a run/skate.


I played five hockey games in three days last weekend when it felt like I was pretty much over the cold. It just made it come back with a vengeance.


I find that technique doesn't work when you get older.
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Postby The Great Defector » 20 Apr 2017, 17:03

Harvey K-Tel wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:
Yeah, same up here. A friend even gave his cold a name and is charging it rent.


Sweating it you usually works, gym or go for a run/skate.


I played five hockey games in three days last weekend when it felt like I was pretty much over the cold. It just made it come back with a vengeance.



Lemsip? Do youse have that in Canada? :?
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