Wally Bingbang wrote:sloopjohnc wrote:Wally Bingbang wrote:Getting some good ol' fashioned kitchen table surgery done on Sunday. I've been walking around with a cyst the size of a blueberry on the top of my head for the better part of 15 years, and my surgeon brother-in-law is going to get rid of it while we're at my in-laws' house on Sunday. I'm a bit nervous, but also kind of excited! I just hope I don't bleed all over the place.
Maybe he can do a whole facial reconstruction while he's at it.
I mean, he's going to have his pocket knife and some rubbing alcohol out anyway.
I showed him your picture and asked if he could make me look like you and he said he could stitch a dissected pig foetus to my face but that he used the last one in a student training session yesterday.
Ooooooh, good one.
I hate to tell you, but I doubt people would notice the difference. And if they did, they'd probably ask if I did anything to my hair.