fart vs sneeze

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fart vs sneeze

Fart
12
71%
Sneeze
5
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Total votes: 17

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Deebank » 31 May 2011, 21:07

Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Hungry Joe wrote:When did you ever hear of anyone reminiscing about the time they/you/someone sneezed?
Farts rule.


Although in fairness, I don't hear really a lot of fart anecdotes either.


Well, you came to the right place Chassy boy!
I associate sneezing with hay fever, which robs it of all its pleasure.
I'm not sure I derive the rapture some here do from passing wind, bt I suppose it's sometimes a relief.
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Chuck » 31 May 2011, 21:20

Deebank wrote:
Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Hungry Joe wrote:When did you ever hear of anyone reminiscing about the time they/you/someone sneezed?
Farts rule.


Although in fairness, I don't hear really a lot of fart anecdotes either.


Well, you came to the right place Chassy boy!
I associate sneezing with hay fever, which robs it of all its pleasure.
I'm not sure I derive the rapture some here do from passing wind, bt I suppose it's sometimes a relief.


No, I don't remember you being all that flatulent. Amazing, with all the coke you used to drink. Stark contrast with the eldest scoundrel, aged 5 1/4 , who has the rottenest arse I ever smelled, and takes the most ridiculous amount of pleasure from dropping loud ones. She kills herself laughing every time. :lol:

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby quix » 08 Jun 2011, 06:33

Belle Lettre wrote:
Sea Of Tunes v2.0 wrote:I am very curious about Quix' reply here... :shock:


She's on holiday in Turkey,isn't she? You'll have to wait and see.


She is. But I have voted on her behalf 8-)

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Seymore Porn » 08 Jun 2011, 08:20

Deebank wrote:
Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Hungry Joe wrote:When did you ever hear of anyone reminiscing about the time they/you/someone sneezed?
Farts rule.


Although in fairness, I don't hear really a lot of fart anecdotes either.


Well, you came to the right place Chassy boy!
I associate sneezing with hay fever, which robs it of all its pleasure.
I'm not sure I derive the rapture some here do from passing wind, bt I suppose it's sometimes a relief.


You might try reading the thread about Mojo's Awesome Brummy Jolly Up.
There is more than passing reference to "pub emptying farts". :oops:
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby a a milne » 15 Jun 2011, 19:12

I just sneezed and farted at the same time, therefore enjoying the best of both worlds

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Seymore Porn » 15 Jun 2011, 19:22

a a milne wrote:I just sneezed and farted at the same time, therefore enjoying the best of both worlds

:oops: My hero!
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby a a milne » 15 Jun 2011, 19:28

Hungry Joe wrote:
a a milne wrote:I just sneezed and farted at the same time, therefore enjoying the best of both worlds

:oops: My hero!



why thank you sir, i'm off for a crap now

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Seymore Porn » 15 Jun 2011, 19:39

There's a difference you know.
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 15 Jun 2011, 19:50

They're both small, humble mirror images of an orgasm.
On the whole, I'd rather be in Wallenpaupack.

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Chuck » 15 Jun 2011, 20:12

Sea Of Tunes v2.0 wrote:They're both small, humble mirror images of an orgasm.


Glad I won't be anywhere near you when you next come, then! :?

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Your Friendly Neighbourhood Postman » 15 Jun 2011, 20:14

Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Sea Of Tunes v2.0 wrote:They're both small, humble mirror images of an orgasm.


Glad I won't be anywhere near you when you next come, then! :?


They provide comic relief.
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Deebank » 15 Jun 2011, 22:41

Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Sea Of Tunes v2.0 wrote:They're both small, humble mirror images of an orgasm.


Glad I won't be anywhere near you when you next come, then! :?


So does Coke make you fart then Chas?

Here in Florida I have made a discovery...

Diet Coke is better in the states... Better than Pepsi, whereas Diet Pepsi is waaay better than horrible sour bland Diet Coke in the UK....

I had Scrod for lunch... And a big weiner with sourkraut.

God bless merka!
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Chuck » 16 Jun 2011, 07:40

Deebank wrote:
Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:
Sea Of Tunes v2.0 wrote:They're both small, humble mirror images of an orgasm.


Glad I won't be anywhere near you when you next come, then! :?


So does Coke make you fart then Chas?

Here in Florida I have made a discovery...

Diet Coke is better in the states... Better than Pepsi, whereas Diet Pepsi is waaay better than horrible sour bland Diet Coke in the UK....

I had Scrod for lunch... And a big weiner with sourkraut.

God bless merka!


I don't drink too much 'American Champagne' Matt, I presumed the gas content might invite eructation - maybe not.

Glad you're enjoying the US fizzy though , it must be the same thing as Guiness tasting better in Dublin.

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Chuck » 16 Jun 2011, 07:48

Wait, eructation means belching doesn't it. I meant farting, (or flatulizatification, seeing as you're 'stateside').

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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Witchypoo » 16 Jun 2011, 15:30

Fart!

There's nothing more satisfying than dropping a 'silent but deadly' at work, then blaming the nearest customer. :lol:
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby souphound » 16 Jun 2011, 17:37

Chuck_Yoghurt wrote:Wait, eructation means belching doesn't it. I meant farting, (or flatulizatification, seeing as you're 'stateside').



And eructation is actually what you get from the fizz, not so much flatulence.
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Re: fart vs sneeze

Postby Loki » 25 Jun 2011, 07:14

Footy wrote:At my age, the effort involved in sneezing produces a fart anyway so it's the best of both worlds for me.

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