dr markus vs capt sword

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

dr markus vs capt sword

Poll ended at 27 Jun 2011, 17:18

dr markus
3
27%
capt sword
5
45%
footy in excelsior
3
27%
 
Total votes: 11

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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby fire and fueryIre » 30 May 2011, 09:53

Hungry Joe wrote:
fueryhk(redux) wrote:I'll see your Captain Sword and Dr Markus and raise you Geisha Girl*

*For those of you too jejeune to remember, GG was a Geordie Lass who used to trawl the old Mojo boards. Pictures revealed her to look like a bit like Cheryl Cole - assuming CC had had the shit kicked out of her by the cleaner she took on in the public lavs all those years ago...

there was a Sarahloves blues on Mojo, a real piece of work, who threatened to murder a fellow board member, really.


Sounds scarily similar
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jun 2011, 19:35

The Idiot wrote:
Fireplug wrote:Don't be a prick.


What he said.


well now.

two little BCB bummer boys together.

you both disgust me.

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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Snarfyguy » 09 Jun 2011, 19:44

solarskope wrote:
The Idiot wrote:
Fireplug wrote:Don't be a prick.


What he said.


well now.

two little BCB bummer boys together.

you both disgust me.

:(

Come on now.

I think your 'holier than thou' board persona is amusing, but isn't this letting it get a little carried away? Or is it just some snarky meta-commentary on the mood of the board today?
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jun 2011, 19:46

Snarfyguy wrote:Come on now.

I think your 'holier than thou' board persona is amusing, but isn't this letting it get a little carried away? Or is it just some snarky meta-commentary on the mood of the board today?


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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Minnie the Minx » 09 Jun 2011, 19:50

Snarfyguy wrote:
Come on now.

I think your 'holier than thou' board persona is amusing, but isn't this letting it get a little carried away? Or is it just some snarky meta-commentary on the mood of the board today?


Ah,go easy on him. I'm sure you remember what you were like the first time you had a drink.
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby sloopjohnc » 09 Jun 2011, 19:53

Markus is alright. He might even score a basket on me in a one-on-one game of hoops.

Which is exactly double what any of you other fuckers could do.

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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 09 Jun 2011, 19:55

Minnie the Minx wrote: Ah,go easy on him. I'm sure you remember what you were like the first time you had a drink.


we've had plenty of BCB examples as far as you are concerned! ;)

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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby WG Kaspar » 09 Jun 2011, 19:57

sloopjohnc wrote:Markus is alright. He might even score a basket on me in a one-on-one game of hoops.

Which is exactly double what any of you other fuckers could do.


How exactly can one score half a basket? :?
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby sloopjohnc » 09 Jun 2011, 20:01

rock the kaspar wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:Markus is alright. He might even score a basket on me in a one-on-one game of hoops.

Which is exactly double what any of you other fuckers could do.


How exactly can one score half a basket? :?


You cut the ball in half. Don't you know anything?

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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby WG Kaspar » 09 Jun 2011, 20:04

sloopjohnc wrote:
rock the kaspar wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:Markus is alright. He might even score a basket on me in a one-on-one game of hoops.

Which is exactly double what any of you other fuckers could do.


How exactly can one score half a basket? :?


You cut the ball in half. Don't you know anything?


Ah! OK. :D
But if everyone else can score that way, it's not much of a compliment to Markus then, is it?
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby souphound » 09 Jun 2011, 20:06

sloopjohnc wrote:
rock the kaspar wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:Markus is alright. He might even score a basket on me in a one-on-one game of hoops.

Which is exactly double what any of you other fuckers could do.


How exactly can one score half a basket? :?


You cut the ball in half. Don't you know anything?



Or you use a ball with the exact diameter of the basket. Half in, half out. :)
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby CAN » 02 Feb 2018, 23:13

what a naughty boy!
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Re: dr markus vs capt sword

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Feb 2018, 13:27

Were you Bungo the Mungo, Johnathan?
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