Which of these things would you rather not have to do?

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

I'd rather not have to...

Iron
20
18%
Hoover
10
9%
Brush my teeth
4
4%
Dust
10
9%
Bathe
1
1%
Commute
13
11%
Wash up
7
6%
Shave
14
12%
Wear glasses
8
7%
Go to the toilet
2
2%
Sleep
1
1%
Cut my nails
2
2%
Eat
0
No votes
Have a haircut
6
5%
Clean the bathroom
16
14%
 
Total votes: 114

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Re: Which of these things would you rather not have to do?

Postby Billybob Dylan » 23 May 2011, 22:32

Sir John Coan wrote:You've been reading Viz again, haven't you? ;)

The first bit (about wearing a sweater or a jacket) I got from a Willie Rushton book Super Pig: A Gentleman's Guide To Everyday Survival

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The second bit (about the Sally Army) may well have been a Top Tip!
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Re: Which of these things would you rather not have to do?

Postby Muskrat » 23 May 2011, 23:23

Hate or ironing is why God invented permanent press; pretty much my entire wardrobe save for jeans and that which demands dry cleaning.

Dusting isn't that difficult, but for some reason I seldom get around to it.

I do clean the bathroom, but I put it on the list anyway.
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Re: Which of these things would you rather not have to do?

Postby RcL » 24 May 2011, 01:33

Goat Boy wrote:I have IBS!


I thought I had IBS for over two years till I realised I have a problem with gluten - stop eating anything made with wheat / flour for a week or two (beer's okay unless you have it bad as the gluten is already processed) and see if you feel better. A sign for gluten problems is that you feel a bit nauseous 30-45 mins after eating something made with flour eg bread, pastry, pasta.

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Re: Which of these things would you rather not have to do?

Postby Clippernolan » 24 May 2011, 01:40

Dusting, ironing, "hoovering".

Vacuuming is my least favourite household chore. It's like being tethered to a very loud midget.
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