Are you called Paul, John or Andy?

[Bungo the Mungo]

Dave is the other one. There might be more Daves than there are Pauls or Andys.

[Charlie O.]

Dave is the other one. There might be more Daves than there are Pauls or Andys.

[Loki]

Are chicks allowed to vote? Cuz I did.

[The Prof]

It's just for humans really. I'll try and do one for poultry at a later date

[The Dríver]

It's just for humans really. I'll try and do one for poultry at a later date

Fowl!

[The Modernist]

Here's how I see them:

Pauls - Good for a laugh. A bit laddish. Tend to be embarrassing in polite company.

Andys - Mercurial and unpredictable. Tendency to drink too much. Unless they're called Andrew, then they're sensible. Can be mean-spirited.

Johns - Solid and dependable. Fiercely loyal. In fact they have the characteristics of dog breeds which are said to be good with small children.

[BlueMeanie]

Here's how I see them:

Pauls - Good for a laugh. A bit laddish. Tend to be embarrassing in polite company.

Thanks. I think. Well, maybe not.

[Footy]

Here's how I see them:

Andys - Tendency to drink too much.

I thought your name was Geraint.