Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

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Cates vs Kate

Phoebe
2
40%
Kate M.
3
60%
 
Total votes: 5

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Re: Cates vs Kate

Postby Minnie the Minx » 03 Apr 2011, 13:29

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The Dríver wrote:Phoebe Cates would get my vote. And indeed, has.


Bof! So what's to write home about? :) ;)



Nothing to write home about. Unless you LIKE looking at young, undeveloped women, in really quite an exploitative way....if THAT'S your bag, you write home about it all you like - you only need one hand to hold your pen, anyway....


What's an exploitative way?
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Re: Cates vs Kate

Postby Goat Boy » 03 Apr 2011, 14:04

polishgirl wrote:
Nothing to write home about. Unless you LIKE looking at young, undeveloped women, in really quite an exploitative way....if THAT'S your bag, you write home about it all you like - you only need one hand to hold your pen, anyway....



Undeveloped? Don't be silly.
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Re: Cates vs Kate

Postby meetthesonics » 03 Apr 2011, 17:44

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She's still very pretty in the most recent pictures I've seen. Assume she's happy too. Gave it all up to raise her and Kevin Kline's kids, hasn't made a movie in 20 some years.
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Re: Cates vs Kate

Postby oldjoe90 » 03 Apr 2011, 18:58

Neither of them do much for me. Now Natalie Imbruglia..........
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby The Slider » 03 Apr 2011, 21:21

I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Conrad Knight Socks » 04 Apr 2011, 11:46

I would say Kate Middleton is quite pretty - certainly not plain.
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Molony » 04 Apr 2011, 18:01

She's got dirty eyes.

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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Apr 2011, 18:13

The Slider wrote:I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.


Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Nolamike » 04 Apr 2011, 18:24

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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Apr 2011, 18:30

neverknows wrote:I had never heard about Phoebe Cates until I opened this thread. I thought it was going to be about 'Smelly Cat' Phoebe from Friends.


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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Samoan » 04 Apr 2011, 18:30

I think Kate M is very pretty but I think her long thick hair is quite a big part of that.

If *they* make her cut it short or get her to wear it up and back all the time , I think she'd just look....well, much less pretty.

(Never heard of Phoebe Cates)
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Apr 2011, 18:38

neverknows wrote:The French Wikipédia entry about her begins like this: "Phoebe Cates (née le 16 juillet 1963) est une actrice américaine qui a mis un terme à sa carrière pour élever ses enfants." Yes, "…an American actress who gave up her career to raise her children." What's to build a masturbation scene about?


As a journalist, as you well know Fred, that is the quintessential example of "burying the lead."
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Minnie the Minx » 04 Apr 2011, 19:04

sloopjohnc wrote:
The Slider wrote:I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.


Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.


John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus analogies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.:)
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby sloopjohnc » 04 Apr 2011, 19:13

Minnie the Minx wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
The Slider wrote:I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.


Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.


John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus analogies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.:)


I think they keep getting funnier and funnier.
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Minnie the Minx » 04 Apr 2011, 19:22

:D
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Rated B » 04 Apr 2011, 19:40

There's something decidedly mannish about Middleton...

I guess at least one of them in the relationship has that going for them.
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Re: Cates vs Kate (NSFW)

Postby Nolamike » 04 Apr 2011, 20:06

Minnie the Minx wrote:
sloopjohnc wrote:
The Slider wrote:I think they are both very nice to look at and that neither of them particularly raise my blood pressure.
That said I'd happily spread my creamy goodness over their delicious orbs without so much as a by-your-leave were I invited to do so.
In an exploitative way too.


Amen.

I differ with you though on Phoebe Cates.

They built a masturbation scene around her for a reason.

A very good reason.

If Middleton is hummus, Cates is hummus with red peppers.


John, I hate to be the one to break it to you but the repeated hummus anal orgies weren't funny the FIRST hundred times.:)


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