men vs women

[Bungo the Mungo]

Men, of course.

Women are rubbish.

[Mr Maps]

All men are bastards. (Present company suspected)

Women!

[The Great DeFector]

Women complain that men are too simple, men complain that women are too complicated. In reality, take the gender out of the equation, everybody loves a simple life. Says it all really.

[Bungo the Mungo]

Women complain that men are too simple, men complain that women are too complicated.

True, that. Had never thought of it that way before.




They say the way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

[The Great DeFector]

Women complain that men are too simple, men complain that women are too complicated.

True, that. Had never thought of it that way before.




They say the way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I agree about making a woman laugh, don't agree with the stomach argument.

[Charlie O.]

They say the way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I think the former qualifies as a "truism," at least. But what of the latter? Can anyone here offer any first-hand testimonials? I love to eat, but I've never been won over by a woman's cooking in my life!

[Bungo the Mungo]

The making-you-laugh thing can of course work both ways. But funny women are rarer than funny men, right?

[The Great DeFector]

That's sorted then.

We wish, wait till more women get here.

[The Modernist]

They say the way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I think the former qualifies as a "truism," at least. But what of the latter? Can anyone here offer any first-hand testimonials? I love to eat, but I've never been won over by a woman's cooking in my life!

I have..but then I had to shag Fanny Craddock for ten years.

[Charlie O.]

The making-you-laugh thing can of course work both ways. But funny women are rarer than funny men, right?

I think there is some kind of perceived social stigma there, but I've always liked funny women myself.

[The Prof]

Women complain that men are too simple, men complain that women are too complicated.

True, that. Had never thought of it that way before.




They say the way to win a woman's heart is to make her laugh. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

I agree about making a woman laugh, don't agree with the stomach argument.

Cock - I think

[Nolamike]

The making-you-laugh thing can of course work both ways. But funny women are rarer than funny men, right?

I am not sure if that works both ways. Funny often has a lot to do with quick wittedness. Am not sure
men are as patient with that as women are. Sense of humour of course but I doubt I would want to be with a
woman that behaves lioke the funny bloke in the pub all the time.

You mean you wouldn't want to be with a woman who likes to get drunk and talk about the nice ass the waitress has, while ogling the table of age-inappropriate ladies in the corner?

[The Great DeFector]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

With a sharpened spoon.

MEEEEEE-OOOW

[sloopjohnc]

Threads like this make me think of this.

[Nolamike]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

With a sharpened spoon.

Actually, the quickest way to a man's heart is to make a quick incision on the chest, and crack open the ribcage. Unless you're this guy:

[The Great DeFector]

Threads like this make me think of this.

Does not being allowed to join still hurt?

[Silent Bob]

Women complain that child birth is the worst pain in the world. Being kicked hard in the balls is.

How do I make this deduction?

After about 6 months again, a woman may want to have another baby.

Have you ever heard of a man being asked to be kicked really hard in the balls again?

Women are loons.

[Minnie the Minx]

Have you ever heard of a man being asked to be kicked really hard in the balls?.

Aye.

[straw mimsy]

I've just made it even.

I don't think I've ever even heard of a woman complaining a man was too simple. They never get that far, they are always too busy over complicating situations pretending there are all sorts of signals and thoughts going through a man's head which just aren't there.

I am so glad I am a woman, because at least I don't have to date them.

As to the way to a man's heart...
I actually do have hard evidence, I had three men ask me where I was when they were "single", "15 years younger" etc, from the same carrot cake. Men get all swoony when you bake. Someone forced me to stop baking for my housemates because one was getting entirely the wrong idea.

Yes I would probably fall for a guy who made me laugh, but surely if someone makes you laugh it means you're somehow on the same wavelength? So it makes sense, right?

[Bungo the Mungo]

Yes I would probably fall for a guy who made me laugh, but surely if someone makes you laugh it means you're somehow on the same wavelength? So it makes sense, right?

Yes. That's why I asked if it worked the other way around. Yet it's always phrased that way - as if it's the men's 'job' sometimes.