men vs women

in reality, all of this has been a total load of old bollocks

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men
8
31%
women
18
69%
 
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Re: men vs women

Postby sloopjohnc » 24 Feb 2011, 22:55

Minnie the Minx wrote:
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Have you ever heard of a man being asked to be kicked really hard in the balls?.


Aye.


I'd make a joke about all of Baron's student loans for law school being painful enough I'd think, but I won't.

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Re: men vs women

Postby straw mimsy » 24 Feb 2011, 23:02

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All mimsy wrote:
Yes I would probably fall for a guy who made me laugh, but surely if someone makes you laugh it means you're somehow on the same wavelength? So it makes sense, right?


Yes. That's why I asked if it worked the other way around. Yet it's always phrased that way - as if it's the men's 'job' sometimes.


I always thought it was a line to give hope for the short, fat, poor, ugly guys...which it kind of is.

Will say that for women...you see more beautiful women with so-so men than vice versa.

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Re: men vs women

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 24 Feb 2011, 23:08

All mimsy wrote:
Will say that for women...you see more beautiful women with so-so men than vice versa.


Definitely.

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Re: men vs women

Postby The Prof » 24 Feb 2011, 23:12

Silent Bob wrote:Women complain that child birth is the worst pain in the world. Being kicked hard in the balls is.

How do I make this deduction?

After about 6 months again, a woman may want to have another baby.

Have you ever heard of a man being asked to be kicked really hard in the balls again?

Women are loons.


I think, the thing is, that the end result of childbirth is a baby.

If the end result of being kicked in the balls was something equally as enjoyable, like, say, a pint of Guinness and a pie then blokes would ask to be kicked in the nuts again 5 minutes later, nevermind 6 months.

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Re: men vs women

Postby Loki » 24 Feb 2011, 23:12

Dr Markus wrote:Women complain that men are too simple, men complain that women are too complicated. In reality, take the gender out of the equation, everybody loves a simple life. Says it all really.

That's remarkably insightful, dude.

No offense. :)
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Re: men vs women

Postby Butch Manly » 24 Feb 2011, 23:39

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B. Eef wrote:The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.


With a sharpened spoon.


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Re: men vs women

Postby Jeff K » 24 Feb 2011, 23:44

This thread makes me uncomfortable. I was brought up to respect broads.
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Re: men vs women

Postby Loki » 24 Feb 2011, 23:46

All mimsy wrote:I've just made it even.

I don't think I've ever even heard of a woman complaining a man was too simple. They never get that far, they are always too busy over complicating situations pretending there are all sorts of signals and thoughts going through a man's head which just aren't there.


Yep, women are definitely more detail-oriented.

Exactly why I'm glad my next surgeon will be female.

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Re: men vs women

Postby kath » 25 Feb 2011, 00:04

martha wrote:
B. Eef wrote:The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.


With a sharpened spoon.


heh.

as for men, the proverbial stomach/cock thing. substitute a catchall... the way to a man's heart is through his appetites, and i might be more inclined to agree. might. in the world of generalizing, it's definitely a damn good way to keep a man happy on a day-to-day basis, anyway.

as for me, the way to my heart is through my brain. with a power drill. being funny is just a part of it, albeit a primary part. every single time in my life i've let my ovaries rule at the expense of my everlasting inner funny boner, i've ended up miserable (see: my marriage.)

real humor is a function of intelligence, warped, individualized. a sense of humor is so surreally subjective in the first place, if you can find someone who truly strokes yer inner funny boner in all the right, fucqued up ways, it's a good sign that that someone already has enough wires connected to yer ass for a potentially strong relationship. real humor is much more than just clowny, goofball, nana-skin humor. it's more of an outlook on life, ya know? we've all gone through traumatic, tragic shit. here's a newsflash: we're just gonna feel more of it, the older we get, the longer we're around. as far as i'm concerned, the only way to survive it and even conquer it is to have someone around you who can make you laugh as his way of pullin ya back from the edge of the cliff.

not that i'm sayin a nice ass doesn't help.

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Re: men vs women

Postby kath » 25 Feb 2011, 00:07

The Prof wrote:
Silent Bob wrote:Women complain that child birth is the worst pain in the world. Being kicked hard in the balls is.

How do I make this deduction?

After about 6 months again, a woman may want to have another baby.

Have you ever heard of a man being asked to be kicked really hard in the balls again?

Women are loons.


I think, the thing is, that the end result of childbirth is a baby.

If the end result of being kicked in the balls was something equally as enjoyable, like, say, a pint of Guinness and a pie then blokes would ask to be kicked in the nuts again 5 minutes later, nevermind 6 months.


mwhahaha. oh, yes.

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Re: men vs women

Postby Loki » 25 Feb 2011, 00:39

kath wrote:
as for men, the proverbial stomach/cock thing. substitute a catchall... the way to a man's heart is through his appetites, and i might be more inclined to agree. might. in the world of generalizing, it's definitely a damn good way to keep a man happy on a day-to-day basis, anyway.

as for me, the way to my heart is through my brain. with a power drill. being funny is just a part of it, albeit a primary part. every single time in my life i've let my ovaries rule at the expense of my everlasting inner funny boner, i've ended up miserable (see: my marriage.)

real humor is a function of intelligence, warped, individualized. a sense of humor is so surreally subjective in the first place, if you can find someone who truly strokes yer inner funny boner in all the right, fucqued up ways, it's a good sign that that someone already has enough wires connected to yer ass for a potentially strong relationship. real humor is much more than just clowny, goofball, nana-skin humor. it's more of an outlook on life, ya know? we've all gone through traumatic, tragic shit. here's a newsflash: we're just gonna feel more of it, the older we get, the longer we're around. as far as i'm concerned, the only way to survive it and even conquer it is to have someone around you who can make you laugh as his way of pullin ya back from the edge of the cliff.

not that i'm sayin a nice ass doesn't help.

Nor a good blow job.

I'm tellin' ya, kath - sometimes it's like we were separated at birth.
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Re: men vs women

Postby Seymore Porn » 25 Feb 2011, 01:23

Women, no contest.


I have to say though, that a kick in the balls, as painful as it is, is not the worst pain, and neither (I guess) is childbirth.
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Re: men vs women

Postby Loki » 25 Feb 2011, 01:35

Hungry Joe wrote:Women, no contest.


I have to say though, that a kick in the balls, as painful as it is, is not the worst pain, and neither (I guess) is childbirth.

From what I've heard, I would have to agree. Neither lasts all that long, whereas being severely burned in a fire would be excruciating for a LONG time. I would pray for death.

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Postby Seymore Porn » 25 Feb 2011, 01:45

Loki wrote:
Hungry Joe wrote:Women, no contest.


I have to say though, that a kick in the balls, as painful as it is, is not the worst pain, and neither (I guess) is childbirth.

From what I've heard, I would have to agree. Neither lasts all that long, whereas being severely burned in a fire would be excruciating for a LONG time. I would pray for death.

Nice thread!

I've never been badly burned, but I've had nerve pain occurring every three of four minute for five months. It's horrific.
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Re: men vs women

Postby Loki » 25 Feb 2011, 01:49

Like sciatica? I hear that's pretty bad.
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Postby Seymore Porn » 25 Feb 2011, 10:10

Loki wrote:Like sciatica? I hear that's pretty bad.

Neuralgia, it's a lot worse than the sciatica I once suffered from.
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Re: men vs women

Postby Rated B » 25 Feb 2011, 10:36

Women.

I don't understand 'em, can't cope with 'em and usually mess up big style with 'em, but they're still great.
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Postby Insouciant Western People » 25 Feb 2011, 12:29

Rated B wrote:Women.

I don't understand 'em, can't cope with 'em and usually mess up big style with 'em, but they're still great.


What he said.

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Re: men vs women

Postby Rated B » 25 Feb 2011, 12:39

Riiiiight! :lol: 8-)
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Re: men vs women

Postby straw mimsy » 25 Feb 2011, 12:42

It's all in the song, though

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair.
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?

Why does every one do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do everything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up, well, like their father instead?

Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please.
Whenever you're with them, you're always at ease.

Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours?


Of course not.


Would you be livid if I had a drink or two?

Nonsense.


Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers?


Never.

Well, why can't a woman be like you?

One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then, there's one with slight defects.
One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit,
But by and large [they] are a marvelous sex!