Planks of Wood

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Planks of Wood

Postby Jeemo » 04 Apr 2018, 19:59

You know, the actors that cant act their way out of a paper bag, yet still seem to get decent gigs.

I give you Jason Clarke, wooden in every film I've seen him in.


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Postby Samoan » 04 Apr 2018, 20:18

Martin Compston of "BCB Top 100 TV Shows - 95 down, 5 to go" / Line of Duty fame.

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Postby Pansy Puff » 04 Apr 2018, 20:46

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Postby Ranking Ted » 04 Apr 2018, 21:56

Joel Edgerton

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Dayodead » 05 Apr 2018, 02:23

Sam Worthington comes to mind...

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby toomanyhatz » 05 Apr 2018, 05:40

Why this monotone bore is (or rather was, now he's a blowhard conservative columnist) so acclaimed as an actor is beyond me.

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby The Modernist » 05 Apr 2018, 15:40

Burt Lancaster was a great actor with a strong range. Watch him in a Sweet Smell of Success. It's an extraordinary performance.

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Postby The Beatles » 05 Apr 2018, 15:46

yeah yeah
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Apr 2018, 17:56

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Postby The Beatles » 03 May 2018, 13:56

Henry Fonda
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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Jumper K » 03 May 2018, 14:16

Harrison Ford

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 06 May 2018, 14:34

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Postby jimboo » 07 May 2018, 21:23

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Postby Belle Lettre » 11 May 2018, 07:29

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby PENK » 11 May 2018, 09:35

Can we just rename this thread to ”name an actor you don’t like”?
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Postby Jeemo » 11 May 2018, 10:05

PENK wrote:Can we just rename this thread to ”name an actor you don’t like”?


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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Samoan » 11 May 2018, 11:06

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby caramba » 11 May 2018, 15:05

Jumper K wrote:Harrison Ford


Wonder if that's why he worked as a carpenter between acting jobs early on in his career.

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Samoan » 11 May 2018, 15:11

caramba wrote:
Jumper K wrote:Harrison Ford


Wonder if that's why he worked as a carpenter between acting jobs early on in his career.

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