Planks of Wood

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Planks of Wood

Postby Jeemo » 04 Apr 2018, 19:59

You know, the actors that cant act their way out of a paper bag, yet still seem to get decent gigs.

I give you Jason Clarke, wooden in every film I've seen him in.


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Postby Samoan » 04 Apr 2018, 20:18

Martin Compston of "BCB Top 100 TV Shows - 95 down, 5 to go" / Line of Duty fame.

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Postby K » 04 Apr 2018, 20:46

Michael Caine.
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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 04 Apr 2018, 21:10

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Postby Ranking Ted » 04 Apr 2018, 21:56

Joel Edgerton

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Dayodead » 05 Apr 2018, 02:23

Sam Worthington comes to mind...

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby toomanyhatz » 05 Apr 2018, 05:40

Why this monotone bore is (or rather was, now he's a blowhard conservative columnist) so acclaimed as an actor is beyond me.

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby The Modernist » 05 Apr 2018, 15:40

Burt Lancaster was a great actor with a strong range. Watch him in a Sweet Smell of Success. It's an extraordinary performance.

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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 05 Apr 2018, 15:46

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Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 05 Apr 2018, 17:56

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