Planks of Wood

..and why not?
User avatar
Jeemo
Posts: 20668
Joined: 21 Jul 2003, 23:17
Location: ????

Planks of Wood

Postby Jeemo » 04 Apr 2018, 19:59

You know, the actors that cant act their way out of a paper bag, yet still seem to get decent gigs.

I give you Jason Clarke, wooden in every film I've seen him in.


Image
Image So Long Kid, Take A Bow.

User avatar
Samoan
Posts: 10258
Joined: 28 May 2008, 10:22
Location: still at Red Hen restaurant

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Samoan » 04 Apr 2018, 20:18

Martin Compston of "BCB Top 100 TV Shows - 95 down, 5 to go" / Line of Duty fame.

Image
Nikki Gradual wrote: Santana is just lift music really, isn’t it ?

User avatar
Pansy Puff
Posts: 8692
Joined: 22 Feb 2012, 21:10
Location: Under the watchful eye of the Clive police

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Pansy Puff » 04 Apr 2018, 20:46

Michael Caine.
The Happy Mondays were disqualified from a special edition of the BBC’s Bargain Hunt after Bez broke the show’s rules by artificially inflating prices, handing victory to Pulp.

User avatar
THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI
hounds people off the board
Posts: 18572
Joined: 24 Apr 2007, 23:21
Location: bit reliant on prawns

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 04 Apr 2018, 21:10

Image
GoogaMooga wrote:I've been GoogaMooga everywhere since I went online in 2005. There are copycats on the web incl a Brooklyn Food Festival, who have even adopted my camel case "M".

User avatar
Ranking Ted
Posts: 12333
Joined: 03 Feb 2004, 22:13
Location: Northern Britain

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Ranking Ted » 04 Apr 2018, 21:56

Joel Edgerton

User avatar
Dayodead
Posts: 586
Joined: 15 May 2015, 21:39
Location: West Los Angeles

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Dayodead » 05 Apr 2018, 02:23

Sam Worthington comes to mind...

User avatar
toomanyhatz
Power-mad king of the WCC
Posts: 27324
Joined: 07 Apr 2005, 00:01
Location: Just east of where Charlie Parker went to do some relaxin'

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby toomanyhatz » 05 Apr 2018, 05:40

Why this monotone bore is (or rather was, now he's a blowhard conservative columnist) so acclaimed as an actor is beyond me.

Image

Michael Moriarty, in case you were wondering.
sloopjohnc wrote:Aslan has some good credenitals - got his BA from Santa Clara, a Jesuit school and his Masters from Harvard and PhD from Santa Barbara, a surfing school.


1959 1963 1965 1966 1974 1977 1978 1981 1988 2017!

User avatar
The Modernist
2018 BCB Cup Champ!
Posts: 12284
Joined: 13 Apr 2014, 20:42

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby The Modernist » 05 Apr 2018, 15:40

Burt Lancaster was a great actor with a strong range. Watch him in a Sweet Smell of Success. It's an extraordinary performance.

User avatar
THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI
hounds people off the board
Posts: 18572
Joined: 24 Apr 2007, 23:21
Location: bit reliant on prawns

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 05 Apr 2018, 15:46

yeah yeah
GoogaMooga wrote:I've been GoogaMooga everywhere since I went online in 2005. There are copycats on the web incl a Brooklyn Food Festival, who have even adopted my camel case "M".

User avatar
Wally Bingbang
Long Player
Posts: 39979
Joined: 16 Jul 2003, 23:20
Location: 1220 on your AM dial

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Wally Bingbang » 05 Apr 2018, 17:56

Kevin Costner
If you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.

User avatar
THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI
hounds people off the board
Posts: 18572
Joined: 24 Apr 2007, 23:21
Location: bit reliant on prawns

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby THE SMOOTH SOUL STYLINGS OF SUMPTUOUS SI » 03 May 2018, 13:56

Henry Fonda
GoogaMooga wrote:I've been GoogaMooga everywhere since I went online in 2005. There are copycats on the web incl a Brooklyn Food Festival, who have even adopted my camel case "M".

User avatar
Jumper K
Posts: 1571
Joined: 22 Oct 2014, 16:25

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Jumper K » 03 May 2018, 14:16

Harrison Ford

User avatar
Nikki Gradual
nasty, brutish and short
Posts: 20751
Joined: 16 Jul 2003, 21:59
Location: Marineville

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Nikki Gradual » 06 May 2018, 14:34

Keanu Reeves
"He's thrown a kettle over a pub; what have you done?"

User avatar
jimboo
Posts: 6769
Joined: 29 Dec 2005, 17:43
Location: taking a foxy kind of stand

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby jimboo » 07 May 2018, 21:23

Daniel Craig.
Goat Boy wrote:Oh, do fuck off, prog boy.

User avatar
Belle Lettre
Éminence grise
Posts: 15578
Joined: 09 Oct 2008, 07:16
Location: Antiterra

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Belle Lettre » 11 May 2018, 07:29

Keira Knightley.
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

User avatar
PENK
Midnight to Six Man
Posts: 34730
Joined: 07 Aug 2004, 20:12
Location: Stockholm

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby PENK » 11 May 2018, 09:35

Can we just rename this thread to ”name an actor you don’t like”?
Copehead wrote:I have met Gruff Rhys - although he claimed he wasn't and that he couldn't speak Welsh, as I spoke to him in Welsh, but it was him lying bastard.

User avatar
Jeemo
Posts: 20668
Joined: 21 Jul 2003, 23:17
Location: ????

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Jeemo » 11 May 2018, 10:05

PENK wrote:Can we just rename this thread to ”name an actor you don’t like”?


No
Image So Long Kid, Take A Bow.

User avatar
Samoan
Posts: 10258
Joined: 28 May 2008, 10:22
Location: still at Red Hen restaurant

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Samoan » 11 May 2018, 11:06

Liam Neeson
Nikki Gradual wrote: Santana is just lift music really, isn’t it ?

caramba
Posts: 335
Joined: 25 Aug 2016, 17:12

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby caramba » 11 May 2018, 15:05

Jumper K wrote:Harrison Ford


Wonder if that's why he worked as a carpenter between acting jobs early on in his career.

User avatar
Samoan
Posts: 10258
Joined: 28 May 2008, 10:22
Location: still at Red Hen restaurant

Re: Planks of Wood

Postby Samoan » 11 May 2018, 15:11

caramba wrote:
Jumper K wrote:Harrison Ford


Wonder if that's why he worked as a carpenter between acting jobs early on in his career.

Bored of Facebook then ?
Nikki Gradual wrote: Santana is just lift music really, isn’t it ?