Minor Things You Wish.....

..and why not?
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Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Great Defector » 15 Nov 2017, 12:50

happened in a star wars or small changes you'd make.
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby !!VAPRANT!! » 15 Nov 2017, 12:57

The Great Defector wrote:bemoan


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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Nov 2017, 13:14

I'd change Anthony Quinns prosthetic nose in Lawrence of Arabia
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby PENK » 15 Nov 2017, 13:17

I’d have given Burt Reynolds the lead in A Clockwork Orange
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Great Defector » 15 Nov 2017, 13:23

Well there goes that thread, and some people complain about the state of the board.
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Rayge » 15 Nov 2017, 13:52

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Great Defector » 15 Nov 2017, 14:02

Ah he's not alone in fairness.
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Modernist » 15 Nov 2017, 14:23

PENK wrote:I’d have given Burt Reynolds the lead in A Clockwork Orange


:lol:
Ronald Reagan was the first choice for Casablanca. That's actually true.

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Nov 2017, 14:43

George Lucas should have let David Prowse use his black country accent instead of employing James Earl Jones.

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Modernist » 15 Nov 2017, 14:51

Goat Boy wrote:George Lucas should have let David Prowse use his black country accent instead of employing James Earl Jones.


It would've worked if Lucas had followed it through and cast Jasper Carrot as Obi-Wan Kenobi

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Nov 2017, 14:58

"Mos Eyesley spacepooort. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villunnaay"
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Modernist » 15 Nov 2017, 15:03

Benny from Crossroads as Hans Solo.

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Nov 2017, 15:11

Larry Grayson as the Emporer
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Modernist » 15 Nov 2017, 15:46

Could he do the Brummie accent though?
I reckon Geezer Butler would be better. Much more sensible.

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Nov 2017, 16:04

You can't have the emperor from Birmingham.

Don't be fucking daft!
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby PENK » 15 Nov 2017, 17:08

The Modernist wrote:
PENK wrote:I’d have given Burt Reynolds the lead in A Clockwork Orange


:lol:
Ronald Reagan was the first choice for Casablanca. That's actually true.


Speaking of Casablanca I reckon it’d have been much more poignant if Sam had played the swanny whistle instead of the piano.
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Matt Wilson » 15 Nov 2017, 17:39

Or a Jews harp.

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 15 Nov 2017, 20:28

Or just farted on cue.
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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby Tactful Cactus » 19 Nov 2017, 10:22

....that Tarantino cast someone else as Fabienne in Pulp Fiction. It must take good acting chops to make a character that helpless and naive and frustrating to be worth loving and dying for as much as Butch did. I don't think it came across

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Re: Minor Things You Wish.....

Postby The Modernist » 19 Nov 2017, 12:25

Tactful Cactus wrote:....that Tarantino cast someone else as Fabienne in Pulp Fiction. It must take good acting chops to make a character that helpless and naive and frustrating to be worth loving and dying for as much as Butch did. I don't think it came across


I thought their scenes by far the worst thing in the film.