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Re: Everton

Postby Butch Manly » 26 Aug 2018, 13:28

With no other complications so given time he'll make a full recovery.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Sep 2018, 08:23

Hopefully that's the low point of the season - losing 3-1 at home (justifiably) to a West Ham team with no points from the first four games of the season. Desperate stuff.
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Re: Everton

Postby The Modernist » 17 Sep 2018, 11:14

I think you'll be pretty average this season. Mid table probably.

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Re: Everton

Postby clive gash » 17 Sep 2018, 11:37

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Sep 2018, 20:26

The Modernist wrote:I think you'll be pretty average this season. Mid table probably.


I'd setlle for that right now.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 30 Sep 2018, 10:57

Finally our first win in six weeks - second half performance was very good but Fulham can rightly feel aggrieved at the final score as they certainly had opportunities to grab at least a goal or two.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Oct 2018, 10:09

So no League Cup this year then :roll:
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Re: Everton

Postby Perpendicular » 16 Oct 2018, 22:16

oh cockney ock nee, south london glory-hunting scouser git.

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 Oct 2018, 22:21

See? Just going to charge around the board, randomly destroying whatever he can - then wonders why Jethro gives him the chop.

He's a bit dumb, Adam...a bit dumb.
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Re: Everton

Postby Perpendicular » 16 Oct 2018, 22:24

"charge around the board, randonmly destroying whatever he can"

are you alright, hun?

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Re: Everton

Postby Perpendicular » 16 Oct 2018, 22:26

you are a fucking child, Pete :)

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 Oct 2018, 22:30

Well let's hope you see the night out so we can chat tomorrow, when your class A's have worn off, dear.
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Re: Everton

Postby Perpendicular » 16 Oct 2018, 22:33

Diamond Dog wrote:Well let's hope you see the night out so we can chat tomorrow, when your class A's have worn off, dear.


It won't happen, Pete, as both we know.

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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Oct 2018, 14:44

Three on the bounce. We are due a kick-up-the-arse.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 09 Nov 2018, 06:12

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46145499

Well that's a bit of an own goal :roll:
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Nov 2018, 08:50

That was the most solid performance so far, away at Stamford Bridge. We coped really well under an onslaught from Chelsea in the first half, and actually had chances at the start of the second half to have gone in front. It would be nice to think the improved stability at the back of much of the past month will continue after the international break.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Dec 2018, 11:50

I don't expect a win. I would take a draw now. But please - at least fucking turn up at Anfield today and compete.

That is all.
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Re: Everton

Postby WG Kaspar » 02 Dec 2018, 11:50

I expect nothing
I run out of talent

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Re: Everton

Postby Darkness_Fish » 02 Dec 2018, 16:49

Feels like a Sunday league game after that arsenal v spurs game. Really scrappy, most of the chances coming from mistakes. Which probably means Everton are doing ok.
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Re: Everton

Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Dec 2018, 18:15

WG Kaspar wrote:I expect nothing


I cetainly didn't fucking expect THAT
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