Irrational dislikes of players

[Diamond Dog]

He's one. Ya Ya fucking Toure.

A despicable, arrogant cunt of a player.

[Diamond Dog]

Actually that's completely rational, isn't it?

[Rayge]

What about players who you disliked who played for your club?

Graham Souness, Steve Archibald. Pair of spiteful mean self-absorbed cunts

[Rayge]

I have an irrational hatred of Harry Kane. It's his face.

And he speaks like a spaz.

I get the impression he was born with a hare-lip/cleft palate, which would explain both

[Penk!]

Sometimes you just don't like someone's face though, do you? He's not a footballer but I'm that way with Bradley Cooper. He looks like a sleaze.

[Diamond Dog]

What about players who you disliked who played for your club?

Steve McMahon stands out.

[Goat Boy]

I have an irrational hatred of Harry Kane. It's his face.

And he speaks like a spaz.

I thought something similar the other day.

Rooney. I just find him physically repulsive. Imagine him leering over you, all sweaty and hairy and pulpy and gross. Ugh

My other dislikes are perfectly rational:

Ramos. Absolute cunt.
Pepe. Pin headed cunt
Terry. Even if you didn't know he was shagging a colleagues wife you could tell he was a cunt by his stupid spiky haircut and smug fucking face

[Goat Boy]

Ian Wright. Cannot stand the cunt

[KeithPratt]

Those are all entirely rational though.

[Goat Boy]

Ian Wrights pretty popular, no?

[Rayge]

Those are all entirely rational though.

They may be understandable, but visceral hatred is rarely a result of logical process.

[KeithPratt]

Those are all entirely rational though.

They may be understandable, but visceral hatred is rarely a result of logical process.

I'm not being entirely serious. How can anyone not detest Ramos or Pepe as football players? I mean, they're great footballers but the spirit in which they play is close to diabolical.

[KeithPratt]

Ian Wrights pretty popular, no?

I detest Wright's fashion sense.

[Rayge]

Those are all entirely rational though.

They may be understandable, but visceral hatred is rarely a result of logical process.

I'm not being entirely serious. How can anyone not detest Ramos or Pepe as football players? I mean, they're great footballers but the spirit in which they play is close to diabolical.

Sorry Toby, I thought you were referring to all the previous suggestions.
Incidentally, I don't detest those two because I don't give a shit about Iberian football and never have, so rarely exposed to their evil ways.

[sloopjohnc]

I know this is mostly for you football fans, but I either have an irrational dislike for two ends of the spectrum: The million dollar body/10 cent head guy who wastes his talent or the red ass, which is a guy who hustles just to get on video as being in on a play. They're usually destructive guys who end up injuring other players.

[Spock!]

What about players who you disliked who played for your club?

Graham Souness

Understandable. How about Graeme Souness, who made one appearance for the mighty Spurs?






I nominate El Hadji Diouf as a person I disliked, though I understand he's highly regarded as a good guy in Senegal. Don't dislike Steven Gerrard, but am not totally enamoured either.


Of the good guys who've played for Liverpool I admire Billy Liddell & Craig Johnston.

[Rayge]

What about players who you disliked who played for your club?

Graham Souness

Understandable. How about Graeme Souness, who made one appearance for the mighty Spurs?

And then had the cheek to march in on Bill Nicholson and demand a raise, only to get booted off to Boro. That's when it started.

But not really irrational, no.

[The Modernist]

I nominate El Hadji Diouf as a person I disliked.

He might be the most dislikable footballer ever.

[never/ever]

Luis Suarez for me, if we talk football.
Played for Ajax which already was good enough for me to hate him. When Liverpool signed him, my heart sank. And even for all his brilliance, I never warmed to him as him being a Red should do.

[The Modernist]

I nominate El Hadji Diouf as a person I disliked.

He might be the most dislikable footballer ever.

Robert Earnshaw?