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Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:04

Which club has had a player play in the world cup final since 1982.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Pansy Puff » 03 Aug 2017, 13:07

That is a brain teaser.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:09

K wrote:That is a brain teaser.



Weeeeeeell done, here's packet of crisps.



Bless him.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Pansy Puff » 03 Aug 2017, 13:09

Language is a whore, a mistress, a wife, a pen- friend, a check-out girl, a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen- up wipette. Language is the breath of God, the dew on a fresh apple, it's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning sun when you pull from an old bookshelf a forgotten volume of erotic diaries; language is the faint scent of urine on a pair of boxer shorts, it's a half-remembered childhood birthday party, a creak on the stair, a spluttering match held to a frosted pane, the warm wet, trusting touch of a leaking nappy, the hulk of a charred Panzer, the underside of a granite boulder, the first downy growth on the upper lip of a Mediterranean girl, cobwebs long since overrun by an old Wellington boot.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Pansy Puff » 03 Aug 2017, 13:11

The Great Defector wrote:Which club has had a player play in the world cup final since 1982.

In other words, Markus, please make sense. In which world cup final since 1982? In every world cup final since 1982?
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Goat Boy » 03 Aug 2017, 13:12

Bayern Munich
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:13

K wrote:
The Great Defector wrote:Which club has had a player play in the world cup final since 1982.

In other words, Markus, please make sense. In which world cup final since 1982? In every world cup final since 1982?



:shock: Nevermind, enjoy your crisps.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:14

Goat Boy wrote:Bayern Munich


Nope, I thought it was Real Madrid solely based on them buying the best players from around the world.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby kalowski II: The Revenge » 03 Aug 2017, 13:18

Teachers gonna teach.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Goat Boy » 03 Aug 2017, 13:20

Inter Milan
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby kalowski II: The Revenge » 03 Aug 2017, 13:21

I hope you put your hand up before answering that, if not twenty lines!
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:24

Goat Boy wrote:Inter Milan


Well that lasted long. :roll:


Carry on.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Goat Boy » 03 Aug 2017, 13:27

Do you have a list of all the players?
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 03 Aug 2017, 13:43

:lol: Turns out it was Bayern Munich.

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/bayern-munich-played-starring-role-world-cup-final-1982/

My co worker, who asked us this teaser had the wrong answer. Some of us weren't sure and googled it.

Fair play GB.
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Re: Brain Teaser

Postby Dr Markus » 04 Aug 2017, 10:49

So...........................anyone else got a sporting brain teaser that's not that well known?
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