The Leona Lewis Autobiography

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The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby johnnydefault » 06 Jan 2009, 11:27

Will there ever be a more action packed music auto biog?

I sold Pizzas
I auditioned for X factor
I won X factor
Simon tried to pump me (allegedly)
I murdered a Snow Patrol song
The End

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm

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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby never/ever » 06 Jan 2009, 11:29

Should make a nice MOJO-article.
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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby Goat Boy » 06 Jan 2009, 11:30

If it has nice pics I'd be tempted!!
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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby dang65 » 06 Jan 2009, 11:45

johnnydefault wrote:Will there ever be a more action packed music auto biog?

I sold Pizzas
I auditioned for X factor
I won X factor
Simon tried to pump me (allegedly)
I murdered a Snow Patrol song


-> I dun that Top Of The Pops song with some old guitar bloke at that Olympics thing


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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby Nikki Gradual » 06 Jan 2009, 13:38

dang65 wrote:
johnnydefault wrote:Will there ever be a more action packed music auto biog?

I sold Pizzas
I auditioned for X factor
I won X factor
Simon tried to pump me (allegedly)
I murdered a Snow Patrol song


-> I dun that Top Of The Pops song with some old guitar bloke at that Olympics thing

- > but everyone knows the TOTP theme yonks ago was that Paul Ardcastle bloke. This old perv was just full of shit. Bet he's claimed the credit for loads of other shit he's just nicked off people.
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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby quix » 06 Jan 2009, 18:06

johnnydefault wrote:Will there ever be a more action packed music auto biog?

I sold Pizzas
I auditioned for X factor
I won X factor
Simon tried to pump me (allegedly)
I murdered a Snow Patrol song
The End

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7813178.stm


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Re: The Leona Lewis Autobiography

Postby sloopjohnc » 06 Jan 2009, 19:19

The Smamfy wrote:Give it a couple of years and she'll be back selling pizzas again.


The way her i-tunes and album sales have gone here in the U.S., I doubt it.

I doubt if she'll ever have to make pizzas ever again, much less worry about how many toppings she can order on hers like I do.

Come to think of it, if I was Pizza Hut, I'd try and arrange a Leona Lewis signature pizza.