The return of the giant hogweed

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby C » 12 May 2020, 12:01

Turn and run
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal their power is growing
Stamp them out
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour






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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby Matt Wilson » 12 May 2020, 16:36

Carlsson wrote:Turn and run
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal their power is growing
Stamp them out
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour






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Positively Pythonesque.

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby Carlisle Wheeling » 13 May 2020, 16:55

"It is feared that children may mistake the poisonous plant for cow parsley or the harmless common hogweed and use its hollow stems as telescopes or peashooters."


Forget telescopes, peashooters were the way to go back in the day!!

The child in me is thinking did we miss a trick back then? Could we have developed the poison dart? I never fired anything more than pigeon peas. :o

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby Sam Stone » 13 May 2020, 18:23

Matt Wilson wrote:
Carlsson wrote:Turn and run
Nothing can stop them
Around every river and canal their power is growing
Stamp them out
We must destroy them
They infiltrate each city with their thick dark warning odour






.


Positively Pythonesque.



Genesis actually

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby Matt Wilson » 13 May 2020, 19:58

Yep, Foxtrot to be exact.

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby The Slider » 14 May 2020, 10:06

:lol:
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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby Sam Stone » 14 May 2020, 11:44

Oops

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Re: The return of the giant hogweed

Postby LMG » 14 May 2020, 19:13

Matt Wilson wrote:Yep, Foxtrot to be exact.


They never should have replaced Phil Collins with that Peter Gabriel...

He ruined everything.
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