Brian May's Buttock RIP

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Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Jimbly » 08 May 2020, 10:13

Ripped In Pieces
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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby LMG » 08 May 2020, 10:33

Who, then, will make the rockin' world go 'round for the foreseeable future?
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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby slightbreeze » 08 May 2020, 11:08

Sheer arse attack

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Positive Passion » 08 May 2020, 11:19

I like a bit of Queen, but May and Taylor have become such ludicrous self-publicists it is embarrassing. Deacon, if he pays any attention, must be cringing.

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Jimbly » 08 May 2020, 12:07

just like most rock stars then.
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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby 50 Shades Of Blue » 08 May 2020, 19:06

another bum bites the dust
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As if i give a fuck
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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby kath » 08 May 2020, 21:02

um. how does one shred one's glutes in the fucquin garden??? what did he do, fall off the shed and land ass-first on a spiky rake?

p.s. white queen (ass it began)

or maybe the obvious...

loser in the end.

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby bobzilla77 » 12 May 2020, 01:23

Death between two legs.
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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Sam Stone » 12 May 2020, 08:53

Thank god he wasn't a drummer

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Fonz » 12 May 2020, 10:14

Anita D pegging him til his arse exploded
Heyyyy!

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Robert » 12 May 2020, 11:42

Bohemian Arsery

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Rorschach » 15 May 2020, 14:22

slightbreeze wrote:Sheer arse attack


Rear Heart Attack, surely?
Bugger off.

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Sam Stone » 15 May 2020, 16:56

It's A Kind of Arse Ache

Severed Seat Of Bri

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Matt Wilson » 15 May 2020, 17:31

What, no updates?
I've been worried about Brian's ass ever since I read this.

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Rorschach » 15 May 2020, 17:48

Matt Wilson wrote:What, no updates?
I've been worried about Brian's ass ever since I read this.


Be patient, Matt. I’m sure we’ll get to the bottom of this very soon.
Bugger off.

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Sam Stone » 15 May 2020, 18:53

Yes, the end is indeed nigh

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Re: Brian May's Buttock RIP

Postby Mike Boom » 15 May 2020, 20:00

Gash! Ahhh ahhh