Prog humor
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Muskrat
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sloopjohnc
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Re: Prog humor
Is that a theremin in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!
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C
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Hugh
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C wrote:I don't get it
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That is the lot of most prog fans.
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Quaco
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My son came up to me while I was listening to "The Gates of Delirium" and complained "Dad, when is this song going to end?!"
"Soon!" I said.
"Soon!" I said.
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Tom Waits For No One
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Quaco wrote:My son came up to me while I was listening to "The Gates of Delirium" and complained "Dad, when is this song going to end?!"
"Soon!" I said.
He just wanted it to be over.
Give a shit or be a shit.
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Tom Waits For No One wrote:Quaco wrote:My son came up to me while I was listening to "The Gates of Delirium" and complained "Dad, when is this song going to end?!"
"Soon!" I said.
He just wanted it to be over.
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Derek Shulman: "If the percussion solo goes on much longer, Kerry, we'll have to call it 'Edge of Dawn'!"
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Quaco
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Why was Jaki Liebezeit's barber so positive?
He had a Can 'do attitude!
He had a Can 'do attitude!
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Goat Boy
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Can someone take the mic from Jim please?
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.
Copehead wrote:a right wing cretin like Berger....bleating about racism
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What do you call an operatic a capella version of an ELP classic?
"The Berberian"!
"The Berberian"!
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clive gash
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Why was the whole-herb enthusiast so unhappy with Gentle Giant?
(punchline not ready, something to do with 7/9 thyme)
(punchline not ready, something to do with 7/9 thyme)
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce...
...a multitude of innuendo and hearsay...
...I'm producing facts here...
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Who is Jon Anderson's favorite classical composer?
Shastrakovitch!
Shastrakovitch!
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Quaco
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Anderson's getting so old these days, he's going to do a song called "The Forgetting"!
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Robert
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The comedy quality is on par with the music!
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Mike Boom
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What was the message Mrs Gabriel left Peter ?
Suppers ready !
Suppers ready !
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bobzilla77
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Robert Fripp was accosted by a time-travelling male person whose body and clothing were covered in filthy, disgusting poo stains. He was asked by this fetid traveller, what approximate block of time should I set my travel device to visit if I want to experience a concert by the lineup of King Crimson with Jamie Muir in it?
Fripp responded. "20th century, shit-soiled man!"
Fripp responded. "20th century, shit-soiled man!"
Jimbo wrote:I guess I am over Graham Nash's politics. Hopelessly naive by the standards I've molded for myself these days.
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bobzilla77
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There were some good ones in our own "Music Clerihews" post. This is the one I was looking for, by king feeb:
Anderson Bruford Wakeman and Howe
Ex-Yes members have started harassing me now
They ring my doorbell and run away
I'm calling the fucking cops, okay?
Anderson Bruford Wakeman and Howe
Ex-Yes members have started harassing me now
They ring my doorbell and run away
I'm calling the fucking cops, okay?
Jimbo wrote:I guess I am over Graham Nash's politics. Hopelessly naive by the standards I've molded for myself these days.
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Mike Boom
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bobzilla77 wrote:There were some good ones in our own "Music Clerihews" post. This is the one I was looking for, by king feeb:
Anderson Bruford Wakeman and Howe
Ex-Yes members have started harassing me now
They ring my doorbell and run away
I'm calling the fucking cops, okay?
Fantastic.
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C
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Robert wrote:The comedy quality is on par with the music!
oooooof!
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mudshark wrote:Where is he anyway, that very soft lad?