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Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 03:37
by Jimbo
My sister sent me a joke email with a list of fake country songs
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western song lyric is:
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
It was a coincidence because I just discovered Jim Ford and he's got a song very cleverly titled "Happy Songs Sell Records, Sad Songs Sell Beer."
Can we come up with some titles?
I'm So Lazy I Just Shit My Jeans
She Even Took the Kitchen Sink
She Won't Fuck Me (Cuz I'm Old, Fat and Bald)
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 04:00
by Muskrat
Problem with lists such as this is that some are actually legit (and meant to be funny in the first place)
also:
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 06:27
by Nervous Ned
Does My Dog Know Something I Don’t?
You Make Me Lonesome Around You.
You’re my Wife, My Lover and My Defence Attorney.
The Wild Prairie Calls (And It’s Saying ‘Stay at Home and Watch TV’)
Netflix Made A Series of My Life (But My Ex Owns The Rights)
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 09:27
by Walk In My Shadow
Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight.
That's an actual song
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 14 Sep 2018, 15:29
by sloopjohnc
Off the top of my head: I came up empty at the gas station of life.
You could replace gas station with slot machine.
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 02:06
by pcqgod
I picked her up in my pick-up
Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk
She's purtier than my sister
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 07:33
by Jimbo
Kick Her When She's Down and Love Her When She's Up
If I had Money I Would't Be a Panhandler
I Fart Because I Have To Fart
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 10:02
by naughty boy
Careful you don't read this AND the 'change one letter of a band's name' thread, folks - you might actually DIE laughing
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 12:13
by Tactful Cactus
Bitter, and bit him too
(c Simpsons)
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 15 Sep 2018, 19:12
by Muskrat
pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 16 Sep 2018, 18:15
by pcqgod
Muskrat wrote:pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk
Mine is the dance remix!
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 17 Sep 2018, 13:19
by The Modernist
" Mind the gap when you step off the train"
"Mr Collins will see you now"
"Shapeless Drift (in A Minor)"
"Warrin' in da Babylon"
Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?
Posted: 17 Sep 2018, 16:18
by Jimbo
Nigeria Forever
Bless Bolivia
On Brazil
Viva Vietnam