Can we create our own country song song titles?

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Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 14 Sep 2018, 03:37

My sister sent me a joke email with a list of fake country songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.


And the Number One Country & Western song lyric is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


It was a coincidence because I just discovered Jim Ford and he's got a song very cleverly titled "Happy Songs Sell Records, Sad Songs Sell Beer."

Can we come up with some titles?

I'm So Lazy I Just Shit My Jeans
She Even Took the Kitchen Sink
She Won't Fuck Me (Cuz I'm Old, Fat and Bald)
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Muskrat » 14 Sep 2018, 04:00

Problem with lists such as this is that some are actually legit (and meant to be funny in the first place)











also:









Things that a fella can't forget...

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Nervous Ned » 14 Sep 2018, 06:27

Does My Dog Know Something I Don’t?
You Make Me Lonesome Around You.
You’re my Wife, My Lover and My Defence Attorney.
The Wild Prairie Calls (And It’s Saying ‘Stay at Home and Watch TV’)
Netflix Made A Series of My Life (But My Ex Owns The Rights)

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 14 Sep 2018, 09:27

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight.

That's an actual song
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby sloopjohnc » 14 Sep 2018, 15:29

Off the top of my head: I came up empty at the gas station of life.

You could replace gas station with slot machine.

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby pcqgod » 15 Sep 2018, 02:06

I picked her up in my pick-up
Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk
She's purtier than my sister
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 15 Sep 2018, 07:33

Kick Her When She's Down and Love Her When She's Up
If I had Money I Would't Be a Panhandler
I Fart Because I Have To Fart
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Eddie Shah environment » 15 Sep 2018, 10:02

Careful you don't read this AND the 'change one letter of a band's name' thread, folks - you might actually DIE laughing
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 15 Sep 2018, 12:13

Bitter, and bit him too

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Muskrat » 15 Sep 2018, 19:12

pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk

Things that a fella can't forget...

Quaco wrote: Not that I advocate writing "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict" if that happens to be in the set, but just don't shorten it quite so much!

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby pcqgod » 16 Sep 2018, 18:15

Muskrat wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk



Mine is the dance remix! :)
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby The Modernist » 17 Sep 2018, 13:19

" Mind the gap when you step off the train"

"Mr Collins will see you now"

"Shapeless Drift (in A Minor)"

"Warrin' in da Babylon"

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 16:18

Nigeria Forever
Bless Bolivia
On Brazil
Viva Vietnam
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