Can we create our own country song song titles?

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Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 14 Sep 2018, 03:37

My sister sent me a joke email with a list of fake country songs


10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I woke Up With a Few.

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.


And the Number One Country & Western song lyric is:

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day


It was a coincidence because I just discovered Jim Ford and he's got a song very cleverly titled "Happy Songs Sell Records, Sad Songs Sell Beer."

Can we come up with some titles?

I'm So Lazy I Just Shit My Jeans
She Even Took the Kitchen Sink
She Won't Fuck Me (Cuz I'm Old, Fat and Bald)
“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” Mark Twain

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Muskrat » 14 Sep 2018, 04:00

Problem with lists such as this is that some are actually legit (and meant to be funny in the first place)











also:









Things that a fella can't forget...

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Nervous Ned » 14 Sep 2018, 06:27

Does My Dog Know Something I Don’t?
You Make Me Lonesome Around You.
You’re my Wife, My Lover and My Defence Attorney.
The Wild Prairie Calls (And It’s Saying ‘Stay at Home and Watch TV’)
Netflix Made A Series of My Life (But My Ex Owns The Rights)

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Walk In My Shadow » 14 Sep 2018, 09:27

Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight.

That's an actual song
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby sloopjohnc » 14 Sep 2018, 15:29

Off the top of my head: I came up empty at the gas station of life.

You could replace gas station with slot machine.
Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby pcqgod » 15 Sep 2018, 02:06

I picked her up in my pick-up
Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk
She's purtier than my sister
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 15 Sep 2018, 07:33

Kick Her When She's Down and Love Her When She's Up
If I had Money I Would't Be a Panhandler
I Fart Because I Have To Fart
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby DEEPLANK » 15 Sep 2018, 10:02

Careful you don't read this AND the 'change one letter of a band's name' thread, folks - you might actually DIE laughing
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 15 Sep 2018, 12:13

Bitter, and bit him too

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Muskrat » 15 Sep 2018, 19:12

pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk

Things that a fella can't forget...

Mike Boom wrote:It is brilliant of course, probably the best of the complete Thick as a Brick boots.

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby pcqgod » 16 Sep 2018, 18:15

Muskrat wrote:
pcqgod wrote:Funky Badonkadonk honky tonk



Mine is the dance remix! :)
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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby The Modernist » 17 Sep 2018, 13:19

" Mind the gap when you step off the train"

"Mr Collins will see you now"

"Shapeless Drift (in A Minor)"

"Warrin' in da Babylon"

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Re: Can we create our own country song song titles?

Postby Jimbo » 17 Sep 2018, 16:18

Nigeria Forever
Bless Bolivia
On Brazil
Viva Vietnam
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