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Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Phenomenal Cat » 29 Jul 2018, 23:42

1. Up in my bedroom - I got up to wash my face; when I come back to bed someone's taken my place
2. You shoulda put a sock on the pickle and your pussy wouldn't be blowin smoke signals
3. I knew it was a caper - I said, "Please don't kill my mother", so he raped her
4. They echo and they swell from Tolstoy to Tinker Bell- down from Berkeley to Carmel.
5. In restless dreams I walked alone - Narrow streets of cobblestone,
6. Now senators are gettin' high and your plan against the ghetto backfired
7. Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on frequently
8. No respect and didn't know it and I'm havin' more babies than I really can afford
9. When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school it's a wonder I can think at all
10. It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic - The Lakers beat the Supersonics
11. It was against the law what the mama saw - It was against the law
12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads
13. And we sit and drink our coffee, couched in our indifference, like shells upon the shore

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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Charlie O. » 30 Jul 2018, 02:14

:lol: :lol:

There are actually at least a couple there that I'm not sure about!
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Muskrat » 30 Jul 2018, 05:47

excellent
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Postby Phenomenal Cat » 01 Aug 2018, 16:41

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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Count Machuki » 01 Aug 2018, 16:48

12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads


Trick question! This one is Cat Stevens.
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Postby Phenomenal Cat » 01 Aug 2018, 16:54

Count Machuki wrote:
12. Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad - Get her all alone and out comes the kneepads


Trick question! This one is Cat Stevens.


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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby sneelock » 01 Aug 2018, 17:19

post of the year.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Fonz » 01 Aug 2018, 21:08

I chortled!
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Loki » 01 Aug 2018, 23:28

Looks like Paul's had some work done.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Charlie O. » 02 Aug 2018, 01:21

Loki wrote:Looks like Paul's had some work done.

No, that's Ice Cube. Paul's on the right.

See, it is hard to tell them apart!
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Loki » 02 Aug 2018, 08:23

Charlie O. wrote:
Loki wrote:Looks like Paul's had some work done.

No, that's Ice Cube. Paul's on the right.

See, it is hard to tell them apart!


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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Pansy Puff » 02 Aug 2018, 08:28

And we sit and drink our coffee, couched in our indifference, like shells upon the shore

Ice Cube could spit out a line!
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 02 Aug 2018, 08:59

I bet both have hoovered up a few, too.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby mission » 02 Aug 2018, 10:47

Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Phenomenal Cat » 02 Aug 2018, 15:46

mission wrote:Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?


Vernacular of the streets, I guess.
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Re: Paul Simon or Ice Cube?

Postby Count Machuki » 02 Aug 2018, 15:55

Phenomenal Cat wrote:
mission wrote:Pigeons plot in secrecy and hamsters turn on - what the actual fuck?


Vernacular of the streets, I guess.


come on, y'all :roll:

pigeons = Bloods
hamsters = Crips

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Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D