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Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Jun 2018, 14:28

Me this morning
- ‘oh baby baby, how was I supposed to knooooooow’
Him- ‘what’s got into you this morning?’
Me- Britney Spears!
Him -oh
Me - You know!
Him- what?
Me - hit me baby one more time!
Him- never heard it
Me- whaaaaaaaaaat
Him- you Brits listen to shit like that
Me - whaaaaaat
I sing him the song, I play him the intro, I shove YouTube in his face and say ‘recognise this video?’ He says ummmm- maybe. Dunno.


He is joking isn’t he?
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby fange » 07 Jun 2018, 15:17

Minnie the Minx wrote:He is joking isn’t he?


He probably isn't. :)
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Geezee » 07 Jun 2018, 15:32

Was your husband born in 1998? Might explain it.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Still Baron » 07 Jun 2018, 15:36

Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that


Objection!
I didn’t say that.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Count Machuki » 07 Jun 2018, 15:43

LeBaron wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that


Objection!
I didn’t say that.


I'll allow it.
'cause they do.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Mike Boom » 07 Jun 2018, 16:18

I wish I'd never heard it

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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Jun 2018, 16:32

Oh, HONESTLY
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby sloopjohnc » 07 Jun 2018, 16:45

LeBaron wrote:
Minnie the Minx wrote:Him- you Brits listen to shit like that


Objection!
I didn’t say that.


You have to give writers creative license.

As a good friend of mine told me, "Never let facts get in the way of a good story."
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Still Baron » 07 Jun 2018, 17:00

When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Minnie the Minx » 07 Jun 2018, 17:03

LeBaron wrote:When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!


:)
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby sloopjohnc » 07 Jun 2018, 18:01

LeBaron wrote:When MY WIFE paints me as a raging xenophobe then I will happily let the FACTS get in the way of a “good story,” thank you very much!


Hyperbolic, raging xenophobe, I might add. . .
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Matt Wilson » 07 Jun 2018, 18:04

Britney who?
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Still Baron » 07 Jun 2018, 18:20

Matt Wilson wrote:Britney who?


Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby harvey k-tel » 07 Jun 2018, 18:32

Isn't that Katy Perry?
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Count Machuki » 07 Jun 2018, 18:46

LeBaron wrote:
Matt Wilson wrote:Britney who?


Oh, you know, Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter.


Buy the new Flaming Lips record, you get the raw materials to clone your own Billy Ray Cyrus.

The Flaming Lips plan to release vinyl record containing Miley Cyrus’ urine
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby sloopjohnc » 07 Jun 2018, 19:22

With a 22 year-old daughter, we used to play that Britney album and the next one going to pre-school through first grade on the way to school and on every road trip.

It's pretty good as pop gets. Her producer, Max Martin, was great at creating pop music.

I still play the A-Teens' album, Pop 'Til You Drop, occasionally. They opened for Spears and their tunes and production are very Martin-like.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Matt Wilson » 07 Jun 2018, 19:31

Ya know, if I close my eyes and concentrate, I can almost see you driving along and listening to Britney and the A-Teens.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Geezee » 07 Jun 2018, 19:57

Can we link to the ironic Travis cover version now?

Maybe that will trigger his memory more.
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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Positive Passion » 07 Jun 2018, 20:32

Britney spears has recorded some awesome songs.

Oops I ...did it again is maybe the best, but her "best of" would be a cracking record.

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Re: Songs my husband hasn’t heard

Postby Uncle Charles Routine » 07 Jun 2018, 22:07

Beats Kylie, at any rate
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