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Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 16:22

The cunt reference you can keep or take away and just have Cantankerous.

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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Darkness_Fish » 06 Mar 2018, 16:29

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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Mar 2018, 16:46

How is Weller cantankerous? He may well be a cunt, but cantankerous isn't a word I associate with him.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 16:52

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I wouldn't go that far, I hate the cunt, but that's a bit over the top.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Pansy Puff » 06 Mar 2018, 17:00

I'm listening to That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore. It's fucking fantastic.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Mar 2018, 17:00

Yomp
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Fonz » 07 Mar 2018, 11:05

Dr Markus wrote:The cunt reference you can keep or take away and just have Cantankerous.


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Weller looks like he's got a bun in the oven.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby never/ever » 07 Mar 2018, 11:39

Wot?
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Footy » 07 Mar 2018, 11:53

I hope it's not too early but MES had his moments.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby yomptepi » 07 Mar 2018, 21:17

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Yomp


I will hold this against you for a very long time. :(
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 07 Mar 2018, 21:28

yomptepi wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Yomp


I will hold this against you for a very long time. :(


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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Charlie O. » 08 Mar 2018, 07:37

Fonz wrote:Weller looks like he's got a bun in the oven.

I had the same thought. :lol:
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Loki » 08 Mar 2018, 21:34

Ditto.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Copehead » 08 Mar 2018, 23:53

Footy wrote:I hope it's not too early but MES had his moments.


I loved John Cooper Clark's obituary for him:

He could be a cunt but he was never a wanker. Everyone can be a cunt sometimes but a wanker is always a wanker and there is nothing to be done about it.

In terms of this thread it is Ivan Morrison the cunt's cunt.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby yomptepi » 08 Mar 2018, 23:57

Toss up between him and Jerry lee Lewis.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby The Slider » 09 Mar 2018, 00:37

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He may well have had *cause* but it makes him no less of a cantankerous cunt.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby The Slider » 09 Mar 2018, 00:43

Diamond Dog wrote:How is Weller cantankerous? He may well be a cunt, but cantankerous isn't a word I associate with him.



He is completely cantankerous.
I doubt he's actually a cunt. He's just a sour-faced miseryguts.
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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Loki » 09 Mar 2018, 00:51

Copehead wrote:a wanker is always a wanker and there is nothing to be done about it.


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Re: Cantankerous Musical Cunts

Postby Loki » 09 Mar 2018, 00:51

Dammit
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