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Worst album title?

Postby Charlie O. » 15 Jul 2017, 19:07

I think I just found the one to beat... but I'm open to suggestions.


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Re: Worst album title?

Postby zoomboogity » 15 Jul 2017, 19:45

I used to think it was The Knife Feels Like Justice by Brian Setzer, but that was a long time ago, and the example you gave is surely one of thousands that has since given it a run for its money as the cancer of hipster doofism has metastasized. To think there may a "backstory" to "explain" it and make it "relevant"... just no.
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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Count Machuki » 15 Jul 2017, 19:53

Charlie O. wrote:I think I just found the one to beat... but I'm open to suggestions.


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God that's terrible

How about any Megadeth album?
Or this classic from George Clinton?

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Darkness_Fish wrote:One slight disappointment was that there turns out to be two cinemas in Bolton

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby PENK » 15 Jul 2017, 20:04

The title is not actually on the front cover of this one, but it is an album by Marnie Stern and it is called This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That, which is pretty much the reason people now use the word "indie" as an insult.

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Tactful Cactus » 16 Jul 2017, 12:04

Charlie O. wrote:I think I just found the one to beat... but I'm open to suggestions.


Terrible cringey attempt at profundity
Reminds me..

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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 16 Jul 2017, 12:06

If The Beatles Had Read Hunter.

Case closed.
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Re: Worst album title?

Postby never/ever » 16 Jul 2017, 12:13

That ridiculous long Fiona Apple-one.
It wasn't even prog either.
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Transmutation (mutatis mutandis)

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby K » 16 Jul 2017, 18:30

:lol:
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Postby ThE rEd HeIfEr HaS gOoD tAsTe In MuSiC » 16 Jul 2017, 20:26

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 16 Jul 2017, 20:59

Public Enemy rule the roost for absolute stinkers:

Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age - That must be the worst. I mean, what is that supposed to be?
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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 16 Jul 2017, 21:02

Outside of PE:

à;GRUMH - We Are à;GRUMH... And You Are Not!
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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Hugh » 16 Jul 2017, 21:20

Darkness_Fish wrote:Public Enemy rule the roost for absolute stinkers:

Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age - That must be the worst. I mean, what is that supposed to be?



Music and our message?

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby Darkness_Fish » 16 Jul 2017, 21:36

Hugh wrote:
Darkness_Fish wrote:Public Enemy rule the roost for absolute stinkers:

Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age - That must be the worst. I mean, what is that supposed to be?



Music and our message?

Well, yes. But puns generally only work if they parody a well-know phrase or twist the meaning of that phrase. Otherwise you just have some words that sound a bit like other words. This is just a badly scanning example of that.
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Re: Worst album title?

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 16 Jul 2017, 21:47

Darkness_Fish wrote:Public Enemy rule the roost for absolute stinkers:

Muse Sick-N-Hour Mess Age - That must be the worst. I mean, what is that supposed to be?
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Wait until you hear the records :(
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Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


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Re: Worst album title?

Postby ThE rEd HeIfEr HaS gOoD tAsTe In MuSiC » 16 Jul 2017, 22:07

Rock bands trying to be deep should provide us with a few doozies

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Re: Worst album title?

Postby mantochanga » 16 Jul 2017, 22:21

The Savage Young Gash wrote:If The Beatles Had Read Hunter: The Singles

Case closed.


Corrected that for you, so we can read the full horror.

The No 2 worst is, of course, Post Orgasmic Chill.


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