John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

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John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Dr. B. Eef » 25 May 2017, 21:45

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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby K » 25 May 2017, 21:56

Fucking great
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby PENK » 25 May 2017, 21:59

That's absolutely dreadful John. It sounds like if professional darts was a song.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Diamond Dog » 25 May 2017, 22:08

He actually makes me cringe every time I see or hear him.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby K » 25 May 2017, 22:11

I admit it's not a patch on 'Window'

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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Diamond Dog » 25 May 2017, 22:15

Top facial hair.

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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 25 May 2017, 22:18

I'm Gonna Make You A Star is the glam Complete Control/The Great Rock and Roll Swindle.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Dr. B. Eef » 25 May 2017, 22:19

It's absolutely wonderful
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Dr. B. Eef » 25 May 2017, 22:19

PENK wrote:That's absolutely dreadful John. It sounds like if professional darts was a song.


:lol:

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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby toomanyhatz » 25 May 2017, 22:22

Hit enough. Catchy and winning, but also instantly forgettable. And "Rock On" is much more inspired. If there was a Footy choice, I'd take it, but it's not shit.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby K » 25 May 2017, 22:31

KATANGA MY FRIEND! wrote:It's absolutely wonderful

Joshua Yarlog is right
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I assume this is one of Gash's 'jests'

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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Loki » 26 May 2017, 07:09

Terrible vocal performance. SO many bum notes.

The song and esp. the arrangement are lame as well.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Loki » 26 May 2017, 07:13

Now I get why he's a one-hit wonder over here. Yeesh
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Darkness_Fish » 26 May 2017, 09:17

It's a genuine atrocity against mankind.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby fange » 26 May 2017, 09:35

Oh dear God, please make it stop! That is like vulture puke!
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Loki » 26 May 2017, 10:01

lol vulture puke
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Dr. B. Eef » 26 May 2017, 10:43

This young man stood up in a working men's club in 1974 and sang this song which had every woman there swooning. They couldn't believe the confidence of the fella - who only hours ago was down the pit sweating and breathing coal dust. And he wrote the ditty himself!

And the bar band were hot that night, using the new 'trumpet' setting on the Bontempi. Pro drummer, too, for the first time. You can tell.

A win on this Saturday's New Faces for sure. And - who knows? - maybe a career in showbusiness!
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 26 May 2017, 10:50

Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby Dr. B. Eef » 26 May 2017, 10:53

The non-thinking woman's Peter Gabriel.
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Re: John Coan's SHIT OR HIT 10

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 26 May 2017, 10:58

I loves me a non-thinking woman.
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