STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Mar 2017, 15:28

Same old story, same old scene.
Not being read, not being seen.
So you're living in Eden where, apples are good
But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 21 Mar 2017, 18:18

That didn't take long
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 10:28

Unfunny twat posted by unfunny twat?
So you're living in Eden where, apples are good
But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 24 Mar 2017, 10:46

Any more insights into the terrorist mindset Peter?
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:05

Image

:lol:

So easy.
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But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Postby kewl klive » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

Am I to be bombed?
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

The fatigues may be a little snug Peter, size up.
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:10

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

I'm on holiday - ta ra chuck.
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But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Samoan » 02 Apr 2017, 23:12

59425 - Ethical Milk

Since recently going vegan we have faced a mini crisis as I need to have cows milk in the house for visitors. But the solution has been found! Ethical milk from the 'Calf At Foot Dairy' in Suffolk, whose cows are allowed to keep their calves:

http://www.the-calf-at-foot-dairy.co.uk

They deliver milk to us which we freeze and defrost as needed. This is one of only two such dairies in the country. Wanted to share in case anyone was interested in buying compassionate milk as this diary (sic) have been so lovely.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 03 Apr 2017, 12:24

allay

əˈleɪ/

verb

past tense: allayed; past participle: allayed

diminish or put at rest (fear, suspicion, or worry).
"the report attempted to educate the public and allay fears"
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 17 Apr 2017, 09:18

Crashing bore
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Apr 2017, 10:17

Ask the parents.
So you're living in Eden where, apples are good
But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 10:55

A bile duct is any of a number of long tube-like structures that carry bile.
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But every narrow miracle, takes place on Earth
Yeah, some militia have arrived and, the percussion has come
And they're pounding out messages loud on the drum

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Samoan » 27 Apr 2017, 18:24


59939 Sofa Repair


Hi, my dog has ripped one of the leather seats on our sofa and stuffing coming out!
Does anyone know someone who could repair this for me?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Apr 2017, 11:13

It was worth waiting for.
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Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 12:16

I just ate French toast with bacon and maple syrup.

It was aweshome.
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Postby kewl klive » 28 Apr 2017, 12:44

No sauce? Fucking hells bells.
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).

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Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 13:23

Syrup dude! It was lush.

Anyway, what's this thread all about now then? I wish you'd all just get shit out in the open! C'mon cunts, entertain me!
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 28 Apr 2017, 13:57

clive gash wrote:No sauce? Fucking hells bells.


Sauce? What kind of sauce do you maniacs put on french toast?
If you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.

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Postby kewl klive » 29 Apr 2017, 12:50

Brown innit?
Lonely Kal wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily.

Ho Ho Hodgson wrote:I know you think I pick on you.

Baldy K wrote:I'd love to meet Jeemo (no idea if he'd like to meet me).