STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

[The Modernist]

Oh fuck off G.

Eh? You did ask me to move it.
And it has become a thread of four or five posters taking pot shots at each other, even if that wasn't its original intention.

[clive gash]

It was supposed to be a gag

You mention squabbles, I tell you to fuck off

[The Modernist]

Fuck off!

[naughty boy]

So it's back to being abusive ON THE THREAD ITSELF

[Belle Lettre]

I've had a request to move this to classic threads, so you can carry on your squabbles there.

Just one?

[harvey k-tel]

Mercifully you have neither a brain nor a tuna sandwich.

[Minnie the Minx]

Had I the heaven's embroidered cloths,
Enwrought with golden and silver light,
The blue and the dim and the dark cloths
Of night and light and the half light;
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams;
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

[The Modernist]

I've had a request to move this to classic threads, so you can carry on your squabbles there.

Just one?

How many are needed?

[Belle Lettre]

I was jocularly picturing you bombarded by requests.

[harvey k-tel]

You would if an eagle were clawing your eyeballs out!

[Sneelock]

that's a good look for anybody.

[harvey k-tel]

And it would be equally hilarious if lightning struck your dick!

[Belle Lettre]

Oh ffs he MUST be a troll

[harvey k-tel]

Oh, go wank a puffin you square-sacked shitglove.

[clive gash]

Is that a quote from Eat, Pray, Love?

[Dr Markus]

That's right, Aye? Aye, nice one.

[clive gash]

Don’t forget to check the trains are still running you fat fuck!

[Dr Markus]

Cop yourself on, how are you gonna get a carrot to do a waltz? Dickhead.

[clive gash]

[clive gash]

Hark! The squeal of a shitehawk!