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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:24

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Scraping barnacles off the hull of the QE2 with my foreskin?


Send it by first class post!
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:25

Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 22:46

A battery acid enema?
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:48

Fucking long tube required.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Postby K » 11 Nov 2016, 22:50

I need attention
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
I assume this is one of Gash's 'jests'

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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:53

Ooh you.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Nov 2016, 08:37

Dopey Bollocks must have finally dropped off, having expended all available frustration and bile.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Rayge » 06 Dec 2016, 11:16

May you wallow forever in a vat of your own bile

EDIT: just noticed DD used the word 'bile' in the previous post. This is a coincidence: this particular curse was not directed at him, rather I was using the thread for its original stated purpose.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 06 Dec 2016, 14:38

I don't need your permission, cheers!
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 06 Dec 2016, 14:41

You'd think that if it's trying to sell the narrative that it's the victim of trolling then it'd try to stop itself from behaving in the same way but, no.

Thick as fuck.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Count Machuki » 06 Dec 2016, 15:33

clive gash wrote:
Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?


AZORES JOLLY-UP 2017
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 19:19

And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 15 Dec 2016, 19:25

Rather.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 15 Dec 2016, 20:27

Diamond Dog wrote:And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.

:lol:
I don't read his stuff any more so any attempts at winding me up are just pissing in the wind, the poor lamb.
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Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 15 Dec 2016, 20:29

A bald statement indeed.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 20:31

How we laughed.
yomptepi wrote: I was the ninth person to register. At the time this did bestow Doyenship upon me.Although there is an aggressive and unpleasant clique within BCB that disputes these credentials. However, I am comfortable with the facts as they stand.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 20 Dec 2016, 12:46

:lol:
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 13:02

Cronies on call.
yomptepi wrote: I was the ninth person to register. At the time this did bestow Doyenship upon me.Although there is an aggressive and unpleasant clique within BCB that disputes these credentials. However, I am comfortable with the facts as they stand.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 20 Dec 2016, 13:04

Thick as fuck quisling.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Yeah, we're all influenced by life, aren't we - in different ways.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 15:53

Stupid snidey trolling cunt.

This could go on awhile.
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