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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:24

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Scraping barnacles off the hull of the QE2 with my foreskin?


Send it by first class post!
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:25

Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?
Diamond Dog wrote:I'd like to say I'd never resort to bombs - but I'm not sure I can ever truly 'walk in those shoes'?

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 22:46

A battery acid enema?

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:48

Fucking long tube required.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 11 Nov 2016, 22:50

I need attention
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 11 Nov 2016, 22:53

Ooh you.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Nov 2016, 08:37

Dopey Bollocks must have finally dropped off, having expended all available frustration and bile.
Jimbo wrote:Davey, Props. You are not all wrong. While waiting for my bile bath I went further and indeed, I was misinformed by the media.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Rayge » 06 Dec 2016, 11:16

May you wallow forever in a vat of your own bile

EDIT: just noticed DD used the word 'bile' in the previous post. This is a coincidence: this particular curse was not directed at him, rather I was using the thread for its original stated purpose.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 06 Dec 2016, 14:38

I don't need your permission, cheers!
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 06 Dec 2016, 14:41

You'd think that if it's trying to sell the narrative that it's the victim of trolling then it'd try to stop itself from behaving in the same way but, no.

Thick as fuck.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Count Machuki » 06 Dec 2016, 15:33

clive gash wrote:
Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?


AZORES JOLLY-UP 2017
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 19:19

And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 15 Dec 2016, 19:25

Rather.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 15 Dec 2016, 20:27

Diamond Dog wrote:And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.

:lol:
I don't read his stuff any more so any attempts at winding me up are just pissing in the wind, the poor lamb.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 15 Dec 2016, 20:29

A bald statement indeed.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 20:31

How we laughed.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 20 Dec 2016, 12:46

:lol:
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 13:02

Cronies on call.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby clive gash » 20 Dec 2016, 13:04

Thick as fuck quisling.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 15:53

Stupid snidey trolling cunt.

This could go on awhile.
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