STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 11 Nov 2016, 22:24

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Scraping barnacles off the hull of the QE2 with my foreskin?


Send it by first class post!
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 11 Nov 2016, 22:25

Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Matt Wilson » 11 Nov 2016, 22:46

A battery acid enema?

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 11 Nov 2016, 22:48

Fucking long tube required.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 11 Nov 2016, 22:50

I need attention
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 11 Nov 2016, 22:53

Ooh you.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 12 Nov 2016, 08:37

Dopey Bollocks must have finally dropped off, having expended all available frustration and bile.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Rayge » 06 Dec 2016, 11:16

May you wallow forever in a vat of your own bile

EDIT: just noticed DD used the word 'bile' in the previous post. This is a coincidence: this particular curse was not directed at him, rather I was using the thread for its original stated purpose.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 06 Dec 2016, 14:38

I don't need your permission, cheers!
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 06 Dec 2016, 14:41

You'd think that if it's trying to sell the narrative that it's the victim of trolling then it'd try to stop itself from behaving in the same way but, no.

Thick as fuck.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Count Machuki » 06 Dec 2016, 15:33

clive gash wrote:
Matt Wilson wrote:Sticking needles in my eyes?


I can't afford to fly over there, meet halfway?


AZORES JOLLY-UP 2017
Let U be the set of all united sets, K be the set of the kids and D be the set of things divided.
Then it follows that ∀ k ∈ K: K ∈ U ⇒ k ∉ D

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 19:19

And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 15 Dec 2016, 19:25

Rather.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Darryl Strawberry » 15 Dec 2016, 20:27

Diamond Dog wrote:And I'm guessing you're a cunt.I think I'm more correct.

Well you lasted a whole day. Obviously your attempts to get a rise from K failed, so you decided to go trawling elsewhere, you sad pathetic individual.

:lol:
I don't read his stuff any more so any attempts at winding me up are just pissing in the wind, the poor lamb.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 15 Dec 2016, 20:29

A bald statement indeed.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


Hodgson wrote:John posted a picture of me which he'd doctored nastily


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 15 Dec 2016, 20:31

How we laughed.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 20 Dec 2016, 12:46

:lol:
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 13:02

Cronies on call.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby kewl klive » 20 Dec 2016, 13:04

Thick as fuck quisling.
Diamond Dog wrote:RIP Jake. A tough, tough, tough man. A man you really didn't want to get into a street brawl with.


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 20 Dec 2016, 15:53

Stupid snidey trolling cunt.

This could go on awhile.
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