STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Postby clive gash » 02 Mar 2018, 15:42

Hark! The squeal of a shitehawk!
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Postby harvey k-tel » 02 Mar 2018, 16:03

She'd have your face off in a flash, arseweasel.
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Postby Dr Markus » 02 Mar 2018, 16:07

Obviously you should have used the fork instead of the JCB, you would have picked up more.
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model

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Postby C. » 02 Mar 2018, 16:18

:lol: :lol: :lol:
C wrote:I said nothing for years but enough is enough.


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Postby Belle Lettre » 02 Mar 2018, 16:35

Anus mirabilis
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Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Mar 2018, 16:39

Can you speak English?
"Excuse my dust."
"It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I'm just a cunt in a clown suit."
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here"

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Postby Belle Lettre » 02 Mar 2018, 17:10

Moi?
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Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Mar 2018, 17:12

Non.
"Excuse my dust."
"It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I'm just a cunt in a clown suit."
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here"

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Postby Belle Lettre » 02 Mar 2018, 17:13

Bon.
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby harvey k-tel » 02 Mar 2018, 18:32

Christ, you could fit a ukulele between those things!
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Postby C. » 02 Mar 2018, 21:51

about time too

fabulous
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Lord Rother wrote:Big Big Train’s Gregory Spawton sums it up pretty well

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Postby The Remaining BCBers » 02 Mar 2018, 22:13

If you leave the lids off, maybe you'll get a clearer idea.
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Postby clive gash » 06 Mar 2018, 10:21

Saturday January 13th 6.04 pm

Peak paranoia
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?


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Postby Goat Boy » 06 Mar 2018, 10:30

What an embarrassment.
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:we have lost touch with anything normal

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Postby clive gash » 06 Mar 2018, 10:33

Narrow it down ffs.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Postby Goat Boy » 06 Mar 2018, 11:04

They know
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.


Copehead wrote:we have lost touch with anything normal

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Postby Belle Lettre » 06 Mar 2018, 18:12

Oh fuck off
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby Dr Markus » 06 Mar 2018, 18:24

I don't think Jimmy Tarbuck would find that funny, ya dick.
Drama Queenie wrote:You are a chauvinist of the quaintest kind. About as threatening as Jack Duckworth, you are a harmless relic of that cherished era when things were 'different'. Now get back to drawing a moustache on that page three model

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Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Mar 2018, 19:36

Don't be a fucking twat.
"Excuse my dust."
"It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I'm just a cunt in a clown suit."
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here"

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Postby Diamond Dog » 06 Mar 2018, 20:40

Close but I think they'll just about survive. :roll:
"Excuse my dust."
"It put me back in my place and made me realize, yes I'm just a cunt in a clown suit."
"The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here"