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Postby inside-out fox » 15 Jul 2017, 22:08

What a dull, long-winded cunt!
Jimbo wrote:You must read this along with the essay I posted and then keep wondering why America is so extreme.


Still Baron wrote:The essay that you posted was absolute nonsense and unworthy of further comment.

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Postby The Modernist » 15 Jul 2017, 22:13

John Onan wrote:What a dull, long-winded cunt!


You didn't agree with my Lou Reed comment then! ;)

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Postby inside-out fox » 15 Jul 2017, 22:33

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;)
Jimbo wrote:You must read this along with the essay I posted and then keep wondering why America is so extreme.


Still Baron wrote:The essay that you posted was absolute nonsense and unworthy of further comment.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 02 Aug 2017, 19:56

Just can't help yourself can you, fuckhead. :lol:
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby frimley_greener » 03 Aug 2017, 06:48

They tell me that there is a whole new world outside of the playground.....
You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Aug 2017, 11:51

Tracy, Sharon & Bernice all standing around their white handbags, having a party and such a laugh.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby neville from norwich » 03 Aug 2017, 11:56

More misogyny from Peter?
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Aug 2017, 14:00

Here Fido!
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Goat Boy » 03 Aug 2017, 14:07

Dogist!
Copehead wrote:You are making a fool of yourself.


Muskrat wrote:I'm undemonstrative during shows; no matter how much I enjoy them. People who get up and move around ("dance," if they will) strike me as show-offs

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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Aug 2017, 14:17

Fetch!
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby neville from norwich » 03 Aug 2017, 14:28

Old Yeller :)
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Aug 2017, 14:29

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I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby HALLELUGAH » 03 Aug 2017, 17:48

I don't want to derail the Hwyel Bennett RIP thread with uncalled for insults as only a fucking wanker would do that, so I'll have to come over here to celebrate the endless joy of "fuery," who seems oblivious to his own unpleasantness.
Just a shame that he didn't start his post with "Given that.....blah blah shitting blah"

Then we could have had the full fuery experience
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Postby HALLELUGAH » 03 Aug 2017, 17:51

I mean honestly, it's something when you would rather read something by ZPHAGE
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Postby Goat Boy » 03 Aug 2017, 18:09

STEADY ON
Copehead wrote:You are making a fool of yourself.


Muskrat wrote:I'm undemonstrative during shows; no matter how much I enjoy them. People who get up and move around ("dance," if they will) strike me as show-offs

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Postby inside-out fox » 03 Aug 2017, 19:10

Seepage!

Has anyone sent him a postcard?
Jimbo wrote:You must read this along with the essay I posted and then keep wondering why America is so extreme.


Still Baron wrote:The essay that you posted was absolute nonsense and unworthy of further comment.

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Postby neville from norwich » 03 Aug 2017, 19:15

Bring him home!
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Darryl Strawberry » 03 Aug 2017, 19:16

The prettiest girl
in all the world
is in a little Spanish town
but I left her for a Bonnie lass
and I told her
I'd see her around
But that Bonnie lass
and her heart of glass
would not hold a candle
to bumming around
so don't cry for me
for I'm going away
and I'll be back some lucky day

Tell the boys back home
I'm doing just fine
I left all my troubles and woe
so sing about me
for I can't come home
I've many more miles to go

Why there's Miss Kelsey
you taught dance at our school
and old Johnny O'Toole
I'll still beat you at pool
so don't cry for me
for I'm going away
and I'll be back some lucky day

Now when I was a boy
My daddy sat me on his knee
And he told me
He told me many things
And he said son
There's a lot of things in this world
You're gonna have no use for
And when you get blue
And you've lost all your dreams
There's nothin' like a campfire
And a can of beans

Why there's Miss Kelsey
She taught dance at our school
And old Johnny O 'Toole
I'll still beat you at pool
So don't cry for me
For I'm goin' away
And I'll be back some lucky day
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
John Coan, with nothing else to do, wrote:I just Googled his name!

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Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Aug 2017, 20:29

It's ironic, innit?
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby fire and fueryIre » 03 Aug 2017, 20:42

TL;DR wrote:I don't want to derail the Hwyel Bennett RIP thread with uncalled for insults as only a fucking wanker would do that, so I'll have to come over here to celebrate the endless joy of "fuery," who seems oblivious to his own unpleasantness.
Just a shame that he didn't start his post with "Given that.....blah blah shitting blah"

Then we could have had the full fuery experience


Almost - but sadly I will never manage to be quite as oblivious as you are to your own.
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