STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Backslapping time. Well done us. We are fantastic.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 28 Jun 2017, 14:21

Not.
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Postby Samoan » 28 Jun 2017, 18:14

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 28 Jun 2017, 21:32

Know your audience, dickhead.
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Postby Jeemo » 28 Jun 2017, 23:20

No votes.
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Postby toomanyhatz » 29 Jun 2017, 01:45

Yes, we thank you for your contribution. You've really added a lot.
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Jun 2017, 18:51

Unbelievable
You come at the Queen, you best not miss.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Thang-y » 30 Jun 2017, 18:54

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some people would do well to think just a *bit* before posting

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 03 Jul 2017, 12:40

That doesn't exactly narrow the field down much for us.
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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 03 Jul 2017, 12:51

:D
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Postby Belle Lettre » 03 Jul 2017, 21:16

Charming
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Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 04 Jul 2017, 16:10

Yeah absolutely fucking hilarious, that.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby toomanyhatz » 05 Jul 2017, 18:54

Yeah, clearly the problem is mine here. Guess I don't know my own taste well enough. Thank you for educating me. :roll:
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 05 Jul 2017, 20:30

Baby, baby, baby
What's it gonna be
Baby, baby, baby
Is it him or is it me?
Don't make me waste my time
Don't make me lose my mind baby

Baby, baby, baby
Can't you stay with me tonight
Oh baby, baby, baby
Don't my kisses please you right
You were so hard to find
The beautiful ones, they hurt you every time

Paint a perfect picture
Bring to life a vision in one's mind
The beautiful ones
Always smash the picture
Always every time

If I told you baby
That I was in love with you
Oh baby, baby, baby
If we got married
Would that be cool?

You make me so confused
The beautiful ones
You always seem to lose

Baby, baby,
Baby, baby,
Baby, baby,
Baby,
What's it gonna be baby?

Do you want him?
Or do you want me?
Cause I want you
Said I want you
Tell me, babe
Do you want me?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do you want me?
Baby, baby, baby
Listen to me
I may not know where I'm going (babe)
I said I may not know what I need
One thing, one thing's for certain baby
I know what I want, yeah
And it's to please you baby
Please you, baby
I'm begging down on my knees
I want you
Yes I do
Baby, baby, baby, baby
I want you
“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”

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Postby Loki » 06 Jul 2017, 06:23

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 08 Jul 2017, 09:08

Poster asks for very specific advice. Other poster gives advice about something that never happened.

Well done, Nimrod, well done. Utter fucking genius and so helpful.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 11 Jul 2017, 21:30

Some more than others.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Goat Boy » 12 Jul 2017, 10:01

It’s the fact that he’s so wilfully ignorant that is quite incredible.

It’s all about him.

His very BCB existence depresses me.

It’s time for him to go.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 12 Jul 2017, 17:04

Goat Boy wrote:It’s the fact that he’s so wilfully ignorant that is quite incredible.

It’s all about him.

His very BCB existence depresses me.

It’s time for him to go.

What's Gash been up to now?
“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 13 Jul 2017, 17:15

Bit embarrassed, are we? Try to make light of it, shall we?
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby K » 13 Jul 2017, 17:26

We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby

Why can't you see
What you're doing to me
When you don't believe a word I say?

We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

So, if an old friend I know
Drops by to say hello
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?

Here we go again
Asking where I've been
You can't see these tears are real
I'm crying

We can't go on together
With suspicious minds
And we can't build our dreams
On suspicious minds

Oh let our love survive
Or dry the tears from your eyes
Let's don't let a good thing die

When honey, you know
I've never lied to you
Mmm yeah, yeah
“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”