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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Mar 2017, 15:28

Same old story, same old scene.
Not being read, not being seen.
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Postby Belle Lettre » 21 Mar 2017, 18:18

That didn't take long
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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 10:28

Unfunny twat posted by unfunny twat?
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 24 Mar 2017, 10:46

Any more insights into the terrorist mindset Peter?
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:05

Image

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So easy.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

Am I to be bombed?
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

The fatigues may be a little snug Peter, size up.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:10

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

I'm on holiday - ta ra chuck.
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Postby Samoan » 02 Apr 2017, 23:12

59425 - Ethical Milk

Since recently going vegan we have faced a mini crisis as I need to have cows milk in the house for visitors. But the solution has been found! Ethical milk from the 'Calf At Foot Dairy' in Suffolk, whose cows are allowed to keep their calves:

http://www.the-calf-at-foot-dairy.co.uk

They deliver milk to us which we freeze and defrost as needed. This is one of only two such dairies in the country. Wanted to share in case anyone was interested in buying compassionate milk as this diary (sic) have been so lovely.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 03 Apr 2017, 12:24

allay

əˈleɪ/

verb

past tense: allayed; past participle: allayed

diminish or put at rest (fear, suspicion, or worry).
"the report attempted to educate the public and allay fears"
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Postby Belle Lettre » 17 Apr 2017, 09:18

Crashing bore
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Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Apr 2017, 10:17

Ask the parents.
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Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 10:55

A bile duct is any of a number of long tube-like structures that carry bile.
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Postby Samoan » 27 Apr 2017, 18:24


59939 Sofa Repair


Hi, my dog has ripped one of the leather seats on our sofa and stuffing coming out!
Does anyone know someone who could repair this for me?
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Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Apr 2017, 11:13

It was worth waiting for.
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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 12:16

I just ate French toast with bacon and maple syrup.

It was aweshome.
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Postby The Savage Young Gash » 28 Apr 2017, 12:44

No sauce? Fucking hells bells.
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?


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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 13:23

Syrup dude! It was lush.

Anyway, what's this thread all about now then? I wish you'd all just get shit out in the open! C'mon cunts, entertain me!
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 28 Apr 2017, 13:57

clive gash wrote:No sauce? Fucking hells bells.


Sauce? What kind of sauce do you maniacs put on french toast?
If you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby The Savage Young Gash » 29 Apr 2017, 12:50

Brown innit?
Dogshit wrote:I'd like to say I;d never resort to bombs - but I;m not sure I can ever truly walk in those shoes


Dogshit wrote:I do find the inclusion of women unsavoury


Dogshit wrote:Did either Duck Dunn or James Jefferson change music irrevocably?



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