STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 21 Mar 2017, 15:28

Same old story, same old scene.
Not being read, not being seen.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Belle Lettre » 21 Mar 2017, 18:18

That didn't take long
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Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Re: STICKY - An all-purpose, hurt-free threadcrapping thread

Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 10:28

Unfunny twat posted by unfunny twat?
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby neville from norwich » 24 Mar 2017, 10:46

Any more insights into the terrorist mindset Peter?
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:05

Image

:lol:

So easy.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby neville from norwich » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

Am I to be bombed?
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby neville from norwich » 24 Mar 2017, 11:08

The fatigues may be a little snug Peter, size up.
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Diamond Dog » 24 Mar 2017, 11:10

Yadda Yadda Yadda.

I'm on holiday - ta ra chuck.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Samoan » 02 Apr 2017, 23:12

59425 - Ethical Milk

Since recently going vegan we have faced a mini crisis as I need to have cows milk in the house for visitors. But the solution has been found! Ethical milk from the 'Calf At Foot Dairy' in Suffolk, whose cows are allowed to keep their calves:

http://www.the-calf-at-foot-dairy.co.uk

They deliver milk to us which we freeze and defrost as needed. This is one of only two such dairies in the country. Wanted to share in case anyone was interested in buying compassionate milk as this diary (sic) have been so lovely.
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Postby neville from norwich » 03 Apr 2017, 12:24

allay

əˈleɪ/

verb

past tense: allayed; past participle: allayed

diminish or put at rest (fear, suspicion, or worry).
"the report attempted to educate the public and allay fears"
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Belle Lettre » 17 Apr 2017, 09:18

Crashing bore
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Apr 2017, 10:17

Ask the parents.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Apr 2017, 10:55

A bile duct is any of a number of long tube-like structures that carry bile.
I’ve been offered a position at cornerback for the Saints.If you’re reading, you have been offered a position too! Please accept the Saints’ offer because if you don’t,I’ll have to play alongside a cardboard cutout of Tracy Porter, a roomba and Cleatus.

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Postby Samoan » 27 Apr 2017, 18:24


59939 Sofa Repair


Hi, my dog has ripped one of the leather seats on our sofa and stuffing coming out!
Does anyone know someone who could repair this for me?
^^^^^ great post. Thank you. wrote: You know that fairy tale The Secret Garden? Not the porn one the actual book for youngsters. When I listen to Eye I feel like what the girl saw when she was through the door.

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Postby Belle Lettre » 28 Apr 2017, 11:13

It was worth waiting for.
Nikki Gradual wrote:
Get a fucking grip you narcissistic cretins.

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Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 12:16

I just ate French toast with bacon and maple syrup.

It was aweshome.
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Postby neville from norwich » 28 Apr 2017, 12:44

No sauce? Fucking hells bells.
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


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K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)


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Postby Goat Boy » 28 Apr 2017, 13:23

Syrup dude! It was lush.

Anyway, what's this thread all about now then? I wish you'd all just get shit out in the open! C'mon cunts, entertain me!
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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 28 Apr 2017, 13:57

clive gash wrote:No sauce? Fucking hells bells.


Sauce? What kind of sauce do you maniacs put on french toast?
If you've got nothing to do, don't do it here.

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Postby neville from norwich » 29 Apr 2017, 12:50

Brown innit?
Diamond Dog wrote:I can only suggest you check the FB thread The Prof started about us - and see how well you did in that me old china.


K wrote:I am bald. I have one friend.


K wrote: (But I am happily married, John)