'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever
- clive gash
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Don’t ask.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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Sort of a grown up Happy Flowers
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Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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BOLLY BEE wrote:Whitehouse?
I'm not recommending, just pointing out the similarity. Cheap electronics while being hectored by a cunt. Opening line is a classic though "Can I suggest you ... get fucked".
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
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gash on ignore wrote:Sort of a grown up Happy Flowers
I may have mentioned this before, but this is my favourite memory of John Peel:
I was only 13 at the time, but it always stuck with me, the CD jamming, and Peel not knowing.
Like fast-moving clouds casting shadows against a hillside, the melody-loop shuddered with a sense of the sublime, the awful unknowable majesty of the world.
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It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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Genius!
Fucking great track though. Better then the Sleagord Mods.
Fucking great track though. Better then the Sleagord Mods.
Heyyyy!
"Fonz clearly has no fucks to give. I like the cut of his Cupicidal gib."
"Fonz clearly has no fucks to give. I like the cut of his Cupicidal gib."
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Christ.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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My God, this piece of shite.
In an apparently "pro-gay" video, he makes it absolutely clear from the outset, so that there can be no ambiguity, that he is most definitely a virile, red blooded heterosexual.
He then proceeds to sing about how every gay guy must be interested in him because he's such a free and open guy, with many a zany witticism. For example, he is seen driving a "Mitsubishi Zero", apparently not realising that it is actually a war plane, and claiming he had an uncle who played for Red Star Belgrade, apparently not realising that they're a fascist team.
Tosser.
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joklend wrote:
My God, this piece of shite.
In an apparently "pro-gay" video, he makes it absolutely clear from the outset, so that there can be no ambiguity, that he is most definitely a virile, red blooded heterosexual.
He then proceeds to sing about how every gay guy must be interested in him because he's such a free and open guy, with many a zany witticism. For example, he is seen driving a "Mitsubishi Zero", apparently not realising that it is actually a war plane, and claiming he had an uncle who played for Red Star Belgrade, apparently not realising that they're a fascist team.
Tosser.
Really? Driving a Mitsubishi is, what? Tacit acceptance of the military industrial complex?
Fucking weak!

I've been talking about writing a book - 25 years of TEFL - for a few years now. I've got it in me.
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Deebank wrote:joklend wrote:
My God, this piece of shite.
In an apparently "pro-gay" video, he makes it absolutely clear from the outset, so that there can be no ambiguity, that he is most definitely a virile, red blooded heterosexual.
He then proceeds to sing about how every gay guy must be interested in him because he's such a free and open guy, with many a zany witticism. For example, he is seen driving a "Mitsubishi Zero", apparently not realising that it is actually a war plane, and claiming he had an uncle who played for Red Star Belgrade, apparently not realising that they're a fascist team.
Tosser.
Really? Driving a Mitsubishi is, what? Tacit acceptance of the military industrial complex?
Fucking weak!
Huh? No, just in the video it's a car, when it's actually a plane... regardless it's hardly the worst thing about it
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joklend wrote:Deebank wrote:joklend wrote:
My God, this piece of shite.
In an apparently "pro-gay" video, he makes it absolutely clear from the outset, so that there can be no ambiguity, that he is most definitely a virile, red blooded heterosexual.
He then proceeds to sing about how every gay guy must be interested in him because he's such a free and open guy, with many a zany witticism. For example, he is seen driving a "Mitsubishi Zero", apparently not realising that it is actually a war plane, and claiming he had an uncle who played for Red Star Belgrade, apparently not realising that they're a fascist team.
Tosser.
Really? Driving a Mitsubishi is, what? Tacit acceptance of the military industrial complex?
Fucking weak!
Huh? No, just in the video it's a car, when it's actually a plane... regardless it's hardly the worst thing about it
Well I agree with that.
‘Virtue signalling’ wasn’t really a thing then, but...
I just wonder if you have an issue with every pop star that’s ever looked at a VW Beetle?
I like BB a lot but I really don’t need to hear him sing. He’s a decent raconteur.
I've been talking about writing a book - 25 years of TEFL - for a few years now. I've got it in me.
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homosexuals around the world must have breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that one, eh?
good ol' Billy!
good ol' Billy!
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Andrew Collins wrote his biog. Nuff said.
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Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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'Star of BBC TV's Telly Addicts'
C wrote:I said nothing for years but enough is enough.
Lord Rother wrote:Big Big Train’s Gregory Spawton sums it up pretty well
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‘Bantertastic ruiner of the NME’
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
Diamond Dog wrote:...yet it quite clearly hit the target with you and your nonce, didn't it?
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oh - that reminds me...
C wrote:I said nothing for years but enough is enough.
Lord Rother wrote:Big Big Train’s Gregory Spawton sums it up pretty well
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Ooh a pop culture reference. How fucking droll Mr Collins.
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I've had relations with girls from many nations
Fucking bullshitter
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.
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Girls though, patronising cunt or kiddie fiddler - you decide.
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Yewtree fucker. No doubt.
Griff wrote:The notion that Jeremy Corbyn, a lifelong vocal proponent of antisemitism, would stand in front of an antisemitic mural and commend it is utterly preposterous.
Copehead wrote:we have lost touch with anything normal