'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

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Postby harvey k-tel » 13 Apr 2018, 16:06

Taylor Swift has released a "stripped-down, banjo-slathered rendition of the soul classic" 'September', by Earth, Wind and Fire.

Can't find any YouTube vids that actually work, but there's a link to Spotify in this Spin piece:

https://www.spin.com/2018/04/taylor-swift-new-song-earth-wind-fire-september-stream-spotify-apple/?__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true
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Postby The Red Nosed Heifer » 13 Apr 2018, 23:22

Try this one, if you absolutely must
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Postby sloopjohnc » 13 Apr 2018, 23:25

The Red Heifer wrote:Try this one, if you absolutely must


She's not really doing any picking, just strumming the thing.
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Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 13 Apr 2018, 23:39

I just heard the last couple of minutes of this again, and it's seriously awful. I don't think I even noticed at the time. Springsteen comes in about five minutes in and it sounds like he's throwing up. And it just goes on and on and on and on...

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Postby The Red Nosed Heifer » 14 Apr 2018, 04:26

That Taylor Swift YouTube clip didn't last long. Maybe YouTube has developed a social conscience and deleted it for the greater good.
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Weston Drury, Jnr. wrote:I just heard the last couple of minutes of this again, and it's seriously awful. I don't think I even noticed at the time. Springsteen comes in about five minutes in and it sounds like he's throwing up. And it just goes on and on and on and on...



Aren't all those charity things terrible?

People's exhibit #1...

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Postby never/ever » 14 Apr 2018, 10:25

People's exhibit #2

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Postby Butch Manly » 14 Apr 2018, 10:33

never/ever wrote:People's exhibit #2



Absolutely unlistenable on so many levels.
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Weston Drury, Jnr. wrote:I just heard the last couple of minutes of this again, and it's seriously awful. I don't think I even noticed at the time. Springsteen comes in about five minutes in and it sounds like he's throwing up. And it just goes on and on and on and on...



It's a guilty pleasure of mine, largely for the Bruce, Bob and Ray Charles bits.....
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Postby Butch Manly » 14 Apr 2018, 10:41

nev gash wrote:Perhaps?



We were in a food hall in Seville where some Spanish couple were holding their phones in the air trying unsuccessfully to Shazam this. I was able to tell them the song title and they bought us both a drink for our efforts, therefore I cannot bring myself to hate it, saccharine though it is.
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Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 14 Apr 2018, 10:44

never/ever wrote:
Weston Drury, Jnr. wrote:I just heard the last couple of minutes of this again, and it's seriously awful. I don't think I even noticed at the time. Springsteen comes in about five minutes in and it sounds like he's throwing up. And it just goes on and on and on and on...



Aren't all those charity things terrible?


Ah yeah, they're always bad. But this is a special kind of bad.

And why does it need to be over 7 minutes long? just to stuff in all those egos?


German Dave wrote:It's a guilty pleasure of mine, largely for the Bruce, Bob and Ray Charles bits.....


Bob kind of lifts it, somehow. It's funny to hear his whine through all the overproduced muso shit. A bit of character, a bit of fun even (God forbid!)

But Bruce? Fucking hell it's about as overwrought as I've ever heard him. And that's saying something.
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Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 16 Apr 2018, 11:55

Darkness_Fish wrote:This is a big fucking mess of absolute shit from the off.

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Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 13:24

I'm amazed they're still going.

Some cunts never give up, do they?
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Postby clive gash » 16 Apr 2018, 13:28

I’m not clicking that but I’m positive that it isn’t even the worst Manics song.
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Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 13:49

Copehead will be along in a minute to tell us they are the greatest British band of the last 30 years, James Dean Bradfield is a guitar God and Nicky Wire is the Noam Chomsky of Rock.

What a world
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Goat Boy wrote:Copehead will be along in a minute to tell us they are the greatest British band of the last 30 years


The Libertines, surely?
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Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 16 Apr 2018, 14:25

I was going to say 'the worrying thing is that the broadsheets are all over this' but of course it's not worrying at all, is it?

What it is is utterly predictable - just one more example of how creatively fucking desperate we are in this piss-soaked, weak and isolated country.
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Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 14:34

*FRESH 'N' SEXY* wrote:I was going to say 'the worrying thing is that the broadsheets are all over this' but of course it's not worrying at all, is it?

What it is is utterly predictable - just one more example of how creatively fucking desperate we are in this piss-soaked, weak and isolated country.


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Postby SWIMMING POOL HARRINGTON » 16 Apr 2018, 14:39

Yeah, I thought of him when I was writing.

But really - looking around it's difficult to come to any conclusion other than 'we're fucked' when you look at British culture in 2018.
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