'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 10 Feb 2016, 15:09

Waaaah! Waaaaah!

I once had an office job sticking letters into envelopes and her song was big at the time and this fat fucking fuck I worked with kept singing this shite over and over again. It was torture.

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Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 10 Feb 2016, 16:25

:)

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Graham Murakami » 19 Mar 2016, 21:45


This played on the radio this morning. It's my current least favourite ever.

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Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 22 Mar 2016, 09:50

The Modernist wrote:They're just silly ads J. No one's interested.


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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Jeemo » 22 Mar 2016, 10:31

I think Randy Edelman's Uptown Uptempo Woman shits on You're A Lady from a great height. On my phone so can't post clip
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Postby kewl klive » 27 Apr 2016, 11:17

Deep



8-)
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Postby Footy » 27 Apr 2016, 12:03

clive gash wrote:Deep



8-)


My God, that is truly awful. I had R2 on earlier and it would seem this is Ken Bruce's 'record of the week' and apparently it has Paul Simon's approval. Well, it would, wouldn't it? A few more royalties for the pension fund being the best cliche I can think of.

The first half sounds like Adele and the second is like the snarling and growling of an unfortunate bear having its bile hoovered out.

A difficult song to fuck up I'd have thought but it's been fucked up royally here.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby kewl klive » 27 Apr 2016, 12:09

I see they've also covered "Land of Confusion".

I daren't click on it.
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Postby Footy » 27 Apr 2016, 12:13

clive gash wrote:I see they've also covered "Land of Confusion".

I daren't click on it.


Gawd.

Me neither.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby fange » 27 Apr 2016, 12:16

Ughh

Almost put me off my tea, that has.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby yomptepi » 27 Apr 2016, 12:33

What is wrong with these cunts? Why do they think we want to listen to some insipid onanistic version of a song . Vile whining fucktards. I am so sick of my ears being assaulted by this miserablist fuckery. Ever since since that whinnying cock nozzle covered Mad World. Utter cunts.

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Postby Harvey K-Tel » 27 Apr 2016, 15:15

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Darkness_Fish » 28 Apr 2016, 08:26

clive gash wrote:Deep



8-)

I heard that on the radio a few days back, and I thought it was Jack Black's latest unfunny parody. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby The Red Heifer » 29 Apr 2016, 04:48

A guy I work literally played this song for an hour and a half on repeat one day. I went out for 45 minutes, came back and it was still on.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby kewl klive » 12 May 2016, 23:19



Loin-girdingly wank.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 12 May 2016, 23:23

Good Christ that's bad.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Georgios » 12 May 2016, 23:38

Yet it's in keeping with the general shoddiness of that shower. There is a perfectly good argument to be made that they're the worst major British act of the last quarter of a century.

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby The Unfragrant Ox » 12 May 2016, 23:42

You're a good lad, you are.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Georgios » 12 May 2016, 23:56

They deserve to have received far more stick for such a constant stream of dung, but have been well protected down the years by the groveling remnants of our music press. A pox on both their houses.

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby trans-chigley express » 13 May 2016, 01:26

clive gash wrote:

Loin-girdingly wank.

Christ, that's abysmal. At least England had the relatively decent Three Lions.