'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 16 Apr 2018, 14:25

I was going to say 'the worrying thing is that the broadsheets are all over this' but of course it's not worrying at all, is it?

What it is is utterly predictable - just one more example of how creatively fucking desperate we are in this piss-soaked, weak and isolated country.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 14:34

*FRESH 'N' SEXY* wrote:I was going to say 'the worrying thing is that the broadsheets are all over this' but of course it's not worrying at all, is it?

What it is is utterly predictable - just one more example of how creatively fucking desperate we are in this piss-soaked, weak and isolated country.


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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 16 Apr 2018, 14:39

Yeah, I thought of him when I was writing.

But really - looking around it's difficult to come to any conclusion other than 'we're fucked' when you look at British culture in 2018.
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 14:47

You should check out some Grime dude!
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 14:48

Rayge wrote:
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The Libertines, surely?


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Goat Boy wrote:You should check out some Grime dude!


Have you not SEEN that cunts kitchen?
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Postby nev gash » 16 Apr 2018, 19:54

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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 16 Apr 2018, 20:22

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Georgios » 16 Apr 2018, 21:09

*FRESH 'N' SEXY* wrote:


The mystifyingly easy ride this trio of stale farts has received from critics over the last quarter of a century genuinely makes my piss boil. Further proof (if it was needed) that the demise of traditional music journalism and especially it's inkie strain shouldn't be lamented too much. Fucking rubbish.

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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 16 Apr 2018, 21:22

First post in a fortnight and he hasn't let us down...
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Postby Georgios » 16 Apr 2018, 21:38

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As profound and vital as a Fray Bentos pie.

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Postby nev gash » 16 Apr 2018, 21:41

The Twat Pack
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Georgios wrote:Image

As profound and vital as a Fray Bentos pie.

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Postby nev gash » 16 Apr 2018, 21:44

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 21:47

State of the cunts
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Postby Bumblecorn Cats Nightmare » 16 Apr 2018, 21:54

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JDB: what time is it?

NW: half seven

JDB: WHAT? half seven in the MORNING?

NW: yep

JDB: what the FUCK? where are we?

NW: I dunno

JDB: what happened to the tents?

NW: you threw up in them

JDB: what?

NW: YOU FUCKING THREW UP IN THEM LAST NIGHT

SM: KEEP IT DOWN YOU TWO EH?

JDB: we've got a fucking photoshoot in half an hour you daft pair of cunts!

NW: so fuck? all we have to do is stand up!

SM: I AM standing up

JDB: fucking STAND UP you cunts they're here! is that puke still on my tie?
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Goat Boy » 16 Apr 2018, 22:40

:)

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby joels344 » 17 Apr 2018, 01:48

*FRESH 'N' SEXY* wrote:I just heard the last couple of minutes of this again, and it's seriously awful. I don't think I even noticed at the time. Springsteen comes in about five minutes in and it sounds like he's throwing up. And it just goes on and on and on and on...



That entire album belongs on every worst of list.

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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby Quaco » 17 Apr 2018, 01:49

Now we're taking potshots at "We Are the World" :)
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Re: 'What's Up?' and the very worst songs ever

Postby joels344 » 17 Apr 2018, 01:54

It’s obviously bad music, but still deserves them.