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stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arses

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 27 Jul 2012, 21:15

Wankers.


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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse

Postby Diamond Dog » 27 Jul 2012, 21:27

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby kath » 27 Jul 2012, 21:46

i find this offensive.

my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.


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Postby Snarfyguy » 27 Jul 2012, 22:45

CRUSTO wrote:

Great tune, that one.

The most ferocious "I love you" in rock & roll?
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Postby Bungo the Mungo » 27 Jul 2012, 22:53

Quite possibly!

It's a cracker, isn't it? I discovered it when I was 18 after getting hold of this great little comp:

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Postby yomptepi » 27 Jul 2012, 22:56

heavy metal.
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Postby the masked man » 27 Jul 2012, 22:58

yomptepi wrote:heavy metal.


You say that like there's something wrong with that...

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Postby Rory Bellows » 27 Jul 2012, 23:46

Yay !
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Postby Sneelock » 27 Jul 2012, 23:48

I'm happy to say that my fat hairy ass is big enough to accommodate both.
Give me a C, a bouncy C!

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Postby Bungo the Mungo » 27 Jul 2012, 23:48

Cage Free Brown wrote:I'm happy to say that my fat hairy ass is big enough to accommodate both.


some needs to be shat right out again, tho'!

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Postby never/ever » 27 Jul 2012, 23:58

Finally....something different from the hoary old 80s-bollix you've been posting here lately!
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Postby Bungo the Mungo » 28 Jul 2012, 00:08

:o

You mean my carefully chosen selection of underrated 80s pop gems?

Such a shame...

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Postby never/ever » 28 Jul 2012, 01:10

CRUSTO wrote:
Such a shame...


Now that's an underrated 80s pop gem....
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Postby Diamond Dog » 28 Jul 2012, 12:18

kath wrote:i find this offensive.

my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.



:lol:

Seriously, you have a way with words that can only be described as "glorious". It's the "fucquin bastard" that rounds it off brilliantly. It is said with such wounded spite. Wonderful.
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Re: stuff yer smelly old prog bollocks up yer fat hairy arse

Postby never/ever » 28 Jul 2012, 13:08

Diamond Dog wrote:
kath wrote:i find this offensive.

my ass is *not* hairy. it's not what anyone would call slightly hairy. how would you even know if my ass was hairy, although it most surely is not hairy? fucquin bastard.



:lol:

Seriously, you have a way with words that can only be described as "glorious". It's the "fucquin bastard" that rounds it off brilliantly. It is said with such wounded spite. Wonderful.


Notice how she is not concerned about the 'fat' part of the comment... ;)
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Postby Huw » 30 Jul 2012, 11:05

BUMP!

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Postby Sneelock » 30 Jul 2012, 19:21

hey, watch it! you bumped my fat, hairy arse!
Give me a C, a bouncy C!

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Postby der nister » 30 Jul 2012, 19:28

CRUSTO wrote:Wankers.


i always thought it
shared a certain opening similarity to the Who's "Substitute",
and vocal cadence seems similar to "Pretty Vacant"

the Damned were the better band,
the Pistols had the initial burst but were already out of ideas after the four singles
It's kinda depressing for a music forum to be proud of not knowing musicians.

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Postby Diamond Dog » 30 Jul 2012, 19:36

It is one of the Pistols very finest tunes - an absolute snorter of a riff, a wonderfully sneering lyric and (above all) maybe the best ever capture of Steve Jones' monumental guitar sound. I really don't give a shit if that sound is heavy metal-ish (though I've never heard heavy metal like it) - it simply doesn't matter. To this day, it still shakes you to your core. And it has one of the finest feedback endings of all too.

Glorious, just completely fucking glorious.
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Postby Bungo the Mungo » 30 Jul 2012, 21:01

Diamond Dog wrote:It is one of the Pistols very finest tunes - an absolute snorter of a riff, a wonderfully sneering lyric and (above all) maybe the best ever capture of Steve Jones' monumental guitar sound. I really don't give a shit if that sound is heavy metal-ish (though I've never heard heavy metal like it) - it simply doesn't matter. To this day, it still shakes you to your core. And it has one of the finest feedback endings of all too.

Glorious, just completely fucking glorious.


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