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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Goat Boy » 15 Mar 2017, 13:59

FACE YOUR FEARS
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby PENK » 15 Mar 2017, 14:03

I found that impossible to believe but I googled "Ed Sheeran rap" and found that he has a cousin called Jethro who is a rapper.

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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Ranking Ted » 15 Mar 2017, 21:41

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Minnie the Minx wrote:Thanks to Goat Boy, I am now familiar with 'Galway Girl' by Ed Sheeran, and I will probably nominate that


This might explain why I have had a constantly nagging feeling in the last few days that there is some inexplicable evil out there that I've been ducking and avoiding. Stay away from me, evil thing!

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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby gash on ignore » 15 Mar 2017, 21:44

It's ok, his songs are the type you forget even as you're listening.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Pansy Puff » 15 Mar 2017, 22:22

“He’s got the memory of an elephant ... and the trophy cabinet of one too.”

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Postby BOLLY BEE » 30 Apr 2017, 20:26

Copehead wrote:Rather amusingly I remembered a very expensive 3* meal I ate that did disappoint slightly

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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Apr 2017, 20:37

Breef wrote:


Well now you're just being silly.
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Postby BOLLY BEE » 30 Apr 2017, 20:39

wait - you LIKE it? :o
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Postby Pansy Puff » 30 Apr 2017, 20:47

You should have posted their version of "Can't Help Falling in Love with You"
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby BOLLY BEE » 30 Apr 2017, 20:48

Not sure if it's worse, but fucking awful, yeah.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Apr 2017, 22:05

Breef wrote:wait - you LIKE it? :o


Well, I don't love it but it's clearly not the worst song ever, now is it!
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Postby BOLLY BEE » 30 Apr 2017, 22:08

Oh I suppose not....
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Postby Minnie the Minx » 30 Apr 2017, 22:11

:lol:
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Violent Phlegm » 01 May 2017, 00:28

Minnie the Minx wrote:Thanks to Goat Boy, I am now familiar with 'Galway Girl' by Ed Sheeran, and I will probably nominate that


my wife's an Ed Sheeran fan, and she loves this song. I need a fucking husband of the year award or something to let her enjoy it without me blurting out that it's horrible on every level.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Moleskin » 02 May 2017, 11:58

Currently having to learn "I Will Wait" bu Mumford & Sons for the first dance at a wedding we are playing. Every time I feel offended by the offensive 'will this do?'-ness of it. Verses that can't be bothered to make syntactic or emotional sense, lazy half-rhymes, standard chord changes, and a one line chorus.

Here's the 2nd verse if you're unfamiliar

Marcus Scumford wrote:So break my step
And relent
You forgave and I won't forget
Know what we've seen
And him with less
Now in some way shake the excess


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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby gash on ignore » 04 May 2017, 22:22



Bladdy awful.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby BOLLY BEE » 04 May 2017, 23:12

Their worst single, for sure.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby gash on ignore » 04 May 2017, 23:42



I mean...
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That's it.

I've taken the decision.

I'm bored of the twat and the misery he deals in.



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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby Quaco » 05 May 2017, 00:50

Moleskin wrote:Currently having to learn "I Will Wait" bu Mumford & Sons for the first dance at a wedding we are playing. Every time I feel offended by the offensive 'will this do?'-ness of it. Verses that can't be bothered to make syntactic or emotional sense, lazy half-rhymes, standard chord changes, and a one line chorus.

Here's the 2nd verse if you're unfamiliar

Marcus Scumford wrote:So break my step
And relent
You forgave and I won't forget
Know what we've seen
And him with less
Now in some way shake the excess



I've never heard this before, but it seems like a strange wedding song. Who is 'he' and what is he doing in a wedding first dance song? That verse sounds like she's going back to the other guy. I do hate this kind of music, as well as this turd specifically.
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Re: worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW

Postby fange » 05 May 2017, 00:54

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