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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations

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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations

Postby Ghost of Harry Smith » 24 May 2011, 04:15

Of all the drek* that I had to listen to working in record shops in the late 80s/early 90s, THIS was the one that made me feel like a wounded animal with a paw caught in a steel trap, contemplating chewing through my own limb just to get away...


That chorus is so out of tune!

* 'Cotton Eyed Joe' comes pretty damn close but.

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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations

Postby Molony » 24 May 2011, 06:46

I fucking love 'Easy Lover'. Great tune. Shows you what I know.

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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations

Postby Neige » 24 May 2011, 07:20

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Re: worst song ever II

Postby Deebank » 24 May 2011, 08:21

nathan wrote:
Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.


This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...
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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations

Postby Loki » 24 May 2011, 08:52

Neige wrote:It's still My Humps

This is probably correct. Hard to find a worse tune.
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Re: worst song ever II

Postby The Red Heifer » 24 May 2011, 09:03

Deebank wrote:
nathan wrote:
Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.


This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...


I'll stand up for Pink here, she does vunerable really well. "Who Knew" is an absolute fucking cracker of a song. "So What" is pretty dodge, mind.

Oh I had completely forgotten about that Stevie B song for 20 fucking years until now, thanks a fucking bunch GOHS :x I vote for it too, sheesh.
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Re: worst song ever II

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 24 May 2011, 09:32

Deebank wrote:
nathan wrote:
Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...

Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.


This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...


OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?

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Re: worst song ever II

Postby Deebank » 24 May 2011, 09:39

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OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?


I haven't a clue... it's the one that goes na na na na na na na, na na na na na na...

Anyone know? Pink, shit song, she's gonna start a fight!?
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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 24 May 2011, 09:41

Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?

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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!

Postby Goat Boy » 24 May 2011, 09:55

It's called So What.


A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.
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Postby Copehead » 24 May 2011, 11:33

Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?


We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!

Postby Deebank » 24 May 2011, 11:37

Goat Boy wrote:It's called So What.


A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.


Tribute to Freddie Davis more like... arf!
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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!

Postby Deebank » 24 May 2011, 11:41

Copehead wrote:
Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?


We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

etc


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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!

Postby The Red Heifer » 24 May 2011, 11:48

Copehead wrote:
Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?


We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.

So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.

So add that one that goes:

heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby

ooh aah

I want to knooowowowowowo

etc


I sang that on karaoke at my sisters wedding. Stellar effort too :D
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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!

Postby Bungo the Mungo » 24 May 2011, 23:35

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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!

Postby Tapiocahead » 24 May 2011, 23:39

Go on then..
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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!

Postby Tapiocahead » 24 May 2011, 23:39

Candles in a video are never a good sign
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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!

Postby Polishgirl » 24 May 2011, 23:52

Tapiocahead wrote:Candles in a video are never a good sign


there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....

Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?

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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!

Postby Jeff K » 24 May 2011, 23:56

polishgirl wrote:
Tapiocahead wrote:Candles in a video are never a good sign


there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....

Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?

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