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Winning list:
Shut Up - Kelly Osbourne
Bermuda Triangle - Barry Manilow
Hooker Madness - John Travolta
Autobiography - Ashley Simpson
My Sacrifice - Creed
Sometimes When We Touch - Manny Pacquiao
American Woman - Lenny Kravitz
Barbie Girl - Aqua
Splish Splash- Peter Criss
Easy Lover - Phillip Bailey and Phil Collins
The Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) - The Cheeky Girls
Lewd, Crued, and Tatooed - Motley Crue
Oklahoma Nights-Troy Aikman
I Wanna Sex U Up - Color Me Badd
Mr. Blobby - Mr. Blobby
When The Children Cry - White Lion
Suspicious Minds - Gareth
Thong Song - Sisqo
For All Time - Catherine Zeta Jones
The Millenium Prayer - Cliff Richard
worst song ever II - STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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Of all the drek* that I had to listen to working in record shops in the late 80s/early 90s, THIS was the one that made me feel like a wounded animal with a paw caught in a steel trap, contemplating chewing through my own limb just to get away...
That chorus is so out of tune!
* 'Cotton Eyed Joe' comes pretty damn close but.
That chorus is so out of tune!
* 'Cotton Eyed Joe' comes pretty damn close but.
Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations
I fucking love 'Easy Lover'. Great tune. Shows you what I know.
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It's still My Hump
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nathan wrote:Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...
Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.
This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...
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Re: worst song ever II - 24 HOURS LEFT for nominations
Neige wrote:It's still My Humps
This is probably correct. Hard to find a worse tune.
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Deebank wrote:nathan wrote:Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...
Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.
This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...
I'll stand up for Pink here, she does vunerable really well. "Who Knew" is an absolute fucking cracker of a song. "So What" is pretty dodge, mind.
Oh I had completely forgotten about that Stevie B song for 20 fucking years until now, thanks a fucking bunch GOHS I vote for it too, sheesh.
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Re: worst song ever II
Deebank wrote:nathan wrote:Deebank wrote:That shitty Pink song about losing her boyfriend and starting a fight...
Not to beat a dead horse, but I think that applies to all of Pink's songs. She's a cottage industry of self-inflicted sadness with carefully placed cussy words.
This counts as two nominations John... You know what to do...
OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?
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Sir John Coan wrote:
OK! but what's the name of this terrible song?
I haven't a clue... it's the one that goes na na na na na na na, na na na na na na...
Anyone know? Pink, shit song, she's gonna start a fight!?
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Re: worst song ever II - NOMINATE UNTIL MIDNIGHT GMT!
Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?
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It's called So What.
A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.
A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.
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Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?
We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.
So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.
So add that one that goes:
heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby
ooh aah
I want to knooowowowowowo
etc
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Goat Boy wrote:It's called So What.
A tribute to Miles Davis I presume.
Tribute to Freddie Davis more like... arf!
Freddie Davies, yesterday.
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Copehead wrote:Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?
We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.
So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.
So add that one that goes:
heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby
ooh aah
I want to knooowowowowowo
etc
In the olden days it was rum, sodomy and the lash... I know which I'd prefer
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Copehead wrote:Sir John Coan wrote:Ah! yes - 'so what/I'm still a rockstar/I got my rock moves' - that one?
We love that on my boat we dance around singing it.
So in it goes, anything that gets a load of seismic scum dancing must be bad.
So add that one that goes:
heeeeeeeyyyyyyyy hey baby
ooh aah
I want to knooowowowowowo
etc
I sang that on karaoke at my sisters wedding. Stellar effort too
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Re: worst song ever II - 25 MINUTES LEFT!
Candles in a video are never a good sign
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Tapiocahead wrote:Candles in a video are never a good sign
there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....
Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?
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polishgirl wrote:Tapiocahead wrote:Candles in a video are never a good sign
there are candles in Madonna's "Like A Prayer" vid, aren't there? And that's an ace song....
Anyway, I'm panicking now; deadlines always spur me into action....has anybody nominated this yet?
I almost thought that was Sarah McLachlan at first.
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